this is the girl

“Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.” -Sophia Loren

Sep 29th

Him: I would hate to see what the Folsom St. Fair clean up is like. Me: Get a hose & just start...

Sep 29th

This Was On The News http://bit.ly/T9tqx

Sep 29th

Zoo Incident Note http://flic.kr/p/73dGDN

Sep 29th

My iPhone just died. Dead. Black. Won’t turn on. Charged battery; dead phone. What a complete...

Sep 29th

This worked, but trust me. Still a piece of shit: RT @markpappas: @brittneyg hold down the power...

Sep 29th

CBS 5 without Internet access currently. So I am tweetimg from my phone. This is kinda like getting...

Sep 29th

Celia the Scientist

Sep 28th

Uncle Ian y Celia

Sep 28th

Little Lola

Sep 28th

Answers to her Name

Sep 28th

Portrait of a Dog

Sep 28th

Sans Superpower

Sep 28th

Great being 8

Sep 28th

Looking at Dead Flies

Sep 28th

Two Sorts of Stripes

Sep 28th

Getting my baby crack fix. These thighs! Would be delicious roasted with rosemary.

Sep 27th

Celia the Scientist http://flic.kr/p/72EQBy

Sep 27th

Uncle Ian y Celia http://flic.kr/p/72FyoJ

Sep 27th

Slingback

Sep 27th

YES! RT @Plug1: @citysnaps holding Frank Chu’s sign: http://twitpic.com/izyb0 Oddly,...

Sep 26th

That jackass Stephen Fowler from Wife Swap is selling his Noe Valley home: http://urlzen.com/uid

Sep 26th

RT @vidiot_: “Katie Couric’s salary is more than the entire annual budgets of NPR’s Morning...

Sep 26th

RT @tinybuddha: “Criticism is something you can easily avoid by saying nothing, doing nothing, &...

Sep 26th

Sad times: The “Full Moon on the Quad” kissing tradition at Stanford has been canceled...

Sep 26th

New readers at Montgomery BART http://flic.kr/p/72bjyz

Sep 26th

San Diego’s Critical Mass is kind of pathetic.

Sep 26th

Fog in San Diego may divert our flight? But we are taking off from SFO!

Sep 26th

Most annoying thing about Critical Massers, besides law breakers, is that they think they are...

Sep 26th

Watch freestyling skateboarders turn the streets of SF into a real live Tetris game:...

Sep 26th

OH: “Female urine doesn’t smell as bad, but it does make the grass brown.”

Sep 26th

Just sent something out into the ether.

Sep 26th

Fire and on the rocks

Sep 25th

New readers at Montgomery BART

Sep 25th

Sausage curls: Truth be told, I like my hair.

Sep 25th

Moved to tears at my desk: http://urlzen.com/udx

Sep 25th

They Will Never Ask Me To Do That Again http://bit.ly/aHxQ5

Sep 25th

PR email subject line, in all caps, just like this: GOOD TO TWEET! They forgot: GOOD TO DELETE!

Sep 25th

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

Sep 25th

“please don’t be the tourists who get killed at 7th and mission.” —Ian, on...

Sep 25th

Scary Steve McNair Halloween Display Some Tacky Shit http://bit.ly/ronSe

Sep 25th

RT @samspadesf: RT @CHEERSF: discount SF 49er tickets to fans for the Oct 11th game vs. Atlanta -...

Sep 25th

Just made reservations for Southern Fried Night at Maverick for next week. LOOK AT THIS...

Sep 25th

“You can’t start a paragraph with ‘especially since’.”

Sep 25th

Wardrobe Remix http://bit.ly/2AVHVN

Sep 23rd

I ran to catch a bus but she waited… http://flic.kr/p/71DQzb

Sep 23rd

You know you want a Shake Weight: http://bit.ly/yDBYm

Sep 23rd

Curves and Lines http://flic.kr/p/71EkUa

Sep 23rd

I probably shouldn’t be so dismissive, but coming at me with that amount of idiocy warrants...

Sep 23rd

RT @eddo_likes_you: @burritojustice I credit you with restarting the SFCityscape renaissance :)

Sep 23rd

Missed my entire left shin with the razor, and now I’m obsessing over it. Open cabinet doors...

Sep 23rd

Parrot Kinda Place http://bit.ly/7SOWI

Sep 23rd

I ran to catch a bus but she waited…

Sep 23rd

Belted

Sep 23rd

Ian’s Proof

Sep 23rd

Curves and Lines

Sep 23rd

1st line of a PR email I just got, hand to God: “All we cougars want is the freedom to...

Sep 22nd

Fan of Sutro Tower? Check out animated gifs, a time lapse movie plus photos of current upgrades:...

Sep 22nd

Best subject line of the day: “I believe this story will be newsworthy, but I am a sociology...

Sep 22nd

(re: last tweet) Mostly I just miss Taco Bell. I know they are here, but with ~10 taquerias near my...

Sep 22nd

I miss drive-thrus.

Sep 22nd

RT @megmorris Don’t use #tinychat. Sends out auto message w/o telling you, and to make matters...

Sep 22nd

My iPhone no longer makes phone calls. What is that feature called?

Sep 22nd

All that self-promotion has to be exhausting.

Sep 22nd

“freighted with a woe out of all proportion to evident circumstances”

Sep 22nd

Swallowing my standards.

Sep 22nd

Thanks to @ColeH, even though I got this from @ev: An invite code for Brizzly, good for the first 5...

Sep 22nd

Liberal Agenda Holiday Calendar

Sep 22nd

Making/drinking Chapel Hill cocktails w @lavidalibre. Bourbon, triple sec and fresh lemon juice.

Sep 21st

Liberal Agenda Holiday Calendar http://flic.kr/p/71aYYC

Sep 21st

Just now at work: “Brittney! There’s cheese in ENG today. A really soft cheddar.”...

Sep 20th

Switching from Echofon to Twitterific.

Sep 20th

RT @laughingsquid A beautiful time-lapse video of San Francisco & the Bay Area shot using a...

Sep 20th

Added: chandelier http://flic.kr/p/6ZvTVc

Sep 20th

Clarion call http://flic.kr/p/6ZAPmo

Sep 20th

Added: chandelier

Sep 19th

My Space

Sep 19th

Clarion call

Sep 19th

Wishes Respected

Sep 19th

I thought it classic. http://flic.kr/p/6ZehDm

Sep 18th

One Week Til Celia http://bit.ly/4B59v4

Sep 18th

I just Googled “How to Sew on a Button.” I am the least crafty person on the planet.

Sep 18th

Discovered Shake to Shuffle on iPhone is a “feature.” Turned that crap off. Now I can...

Sep 18th

I just found a really stupid blog. I see a lot of stupid blog, but I haven’t been wowed by one...

Sep 18th

I thought it classic.

Sep 18th

Tiny fruit is cute.: We have a produce theme for today....

Sep 18th

Bun1

Sep 18th

Bun2

Sep 18th

Still Shocking

Sep 18th

Find Bodie

Sep 18th

How to exchange your damaged San Francisco Fast Pass in 30 easy steps! http://urlzen.com/tqs

Sep 17th

You’ll put out your eye. http://flic.kr/p/6YYpJQ

Sep 17th

3-Year-Old Tosses Dad’s Foul Ball Back http://bit.ly/tcHK5

Sep 17th

What the hell? @BarackObama wound up in my favorites even though I did not star him. That is some...

Sep 17th

I just assume any liquid I see on the streets of San Francisco is urine.

Sep 17th

RT @whole_tost Turn to @cbs5 ! They’re about to broadcast the account of that kid who got...

Sep 17th

I carry this around to get free shit.: Jokes.

Sep 16th

You’ll put out your eye.

Sep 16th

Washed fast pass

Sep 16th

Waiting to exchange

Sep 16th

Taking care of business

Sep 16th

Pretty sure my brain is atrophied after a night of ANTM and Gossip Girls.

Sep 16th

Since when is table saving bad form? http://urlzen.com/tpi

Sep 16th

Fire Doesn’t Lie http://bit.ly/13sOQr

Sep 16th

Baby Chewy http://bit.ly/3TqNX

Sep 16th

What do you think of the use of news helicopters over the Bay Area? http://urlzen.com/tp0

Sep 16th

Ladies have no love for the shorties. OH: “He has it all: looks, charm, money, he’s...

Sep 16th

If you can’t wait to get out of the BART station to light up, Stretch Pants, I have the # for...

Sep 16th

Unnecessary Quotations

Sep 15th

Trader Joe’s mini fiber cakes are like eating sweetened sawdust. Terrible. DO NOT BUY.

Sep 15th

Unnecessary Quotations http://flic.kr/p/6Ys95s

Sep 15th

“Mompreneur”? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Sep 15th

Searching Flickr for photos of a casserole. My job does not suck.

Sep 15th

Yesterday I was missing thunderstorms, this morning there was a sonic boom of one! First one since...

Sep 13th

RT @linecook: @brittneyg It sounded like someone rolled 20 dumpsters into the side of my building....

Sep 13th

Spitting rain and cold weather failed to thwart a delicious BBQ. One of the people here met the cow...

Sep 13th

Twin Peaks, wow, looks like a hot pink volcano right now

Sep 13th

Poppy seeds are teeny tiny little traitors. Letting everyone know you opted for a less than healthy...

Sep 12th

I don’t really like Follow Friday, but I like these people: @theogeo @livejamie @jagosaurus...

Sep 12th

Things That Happened Today http://bit.ly/1qhtpT

Sep 12th

It’s not making way for “reaching across the aisle” much, but I am still laughing...

Sep 12th

Facebook Lite looks cool, but the FB stalkers are certainly glad the full bore FB is still...

Sep 12th

Fax Faux: Facebook Pranks TechCrunch http://bit.ly/141nf

Sep 12th

I miss thunderstorms almost more than anything.

Sep 12th

Twin Peaks, wow, looks like a hot pink volcano right now http://flic.kr/p/6XDbBu

Sep 12th

I have pulled on the Southern drawl as it is a good fit for a Friday night.

Sep 12th

Gift from @plug1

Sep 11th

JoeWilsonIsYourPreExistingCondition.com is burning up. Can web forecasters really predict internet...

Sep 11th

RT @ColeH @brittneyg Try TwitterSnooze.com. That’ll let you snooze any of your contacts for...

Sep 11th

RT @cbs5 Shooting at a funeral home on High St in Oakland. Police on a massive manhunt for gunman....

Sep 11th

My landlord might be the coolest dude ever.

Sep 11th

RT @mattymatt Best First Roller Coaster Ride Ever http://ff.im/-7UUem

Sep 11th

I thought my last landlord was the coolest dude ever, but it turns out he left me alone because the...

Sep 11th

And They Will Know You Are Tourists By The Matching Zip-Up Alcatraz Hoodies.

Sep 11th

Bay Bridge closed for scheduled maintenance? I think not! It was purposely sabotaged!...

Sep 11th

Kid (with cute dog) cries blood: http://bit.ly/4rc3vJ

Sep 11th

OH: “It’s not a brand new day. Ross has the same shit today that they had...

Sep 11th

Like, an entire newsroom, not one copy of an issue.

Sep 11th

Stopped for a happy hour drink at a hotel bar. Older gentleman bought my drink, asked about my job,...

Sep 11th

Best thing I’ve read online all day, and I’ve been at it full-time for about 8 hours:...

Sep 11th

If you are reading this, Clyde, hi!

Sep 11th

RT @theogeo Someone in this room needs to drink three cans of Drank and slow that goddamned roll....

Sep 11th

RT @vidiot_ @brittneyg Well, the NY Times Company may be selling the Boston Globe…ask for that...

Sep 11th

DRANK is a thing. http://www.drankbeverage.com/ GAWD, how can you not love this country?

Sep 11th

Daily Affirmation

Sep 10th

Getting That Up There Must Have Been a Bitch http://bit.ly/4sFSRC

Sep 10th

Flickr’s Twitter integration is borked. Sadface.

Sep 10th

i wish you could stay on the playa forever too: http://urlzen.com/t54

Sep 10th

RT @jagosaurus Sign: “Obama will help keep our children stupid.” You just insulted your...

Sep 10th

Braggart To Get Less Boinking http://bit.ly/3YmwSA

Sep 10th

http://twitpic.com/h1tae - His tattoo says Shit in cursive with a teardrop dotting the i.

Sep 10th

RT @keaneiscool The very clover that covers Dolores Park has itself been infected by Herpes...

Sep 10th

I miss the Flume Zoom the most. The “I Miss Opryland USA” Flickr group:...

Sep 10th

Today=yogurt and fruit and spinach and avocado and a part of a sweet potato. Soon=me walking to the...

Sep 10th

RT @just1nbruce ‘Contraception cheapest way to combat climate change’...

Sep 10th

About Last Night

Sep 9th

His tattoo says Shit in cursive with a teardrop dotting the...

Sep 9th

Just had my first shot of wheatgrass. Smells much worse that it tastes. Thanks juice shack in Santa...

Sep 8th

My @missionmission comment in the wall at Mr. Pickles http://flic.kr/p/6WpNs5

Sep 8th

RT @Kleinheider: President Obama’s speech to schoolkids prepared for delivery:...

Sep 8th

RT @cbs5: If you should so desire, we’ll text you when the Bay Bridge reopens. Here’s...

Sep 8th

RT @joeljohnson: GPS tracking shows those lost in woods or desert really do tend to walk in circles....

Sep 8th

Downing all kinds of emergency vegetables after weekend of debauchery.

Sep 8th

RT @Plug1: turn on ABC-7 — they are broadcasting the first ever episode of Jeopardy. Alex...

Sep 8th

RT @amonifa: Bay Bridge now scheduled to open 5am Wednesday per press conference on @cbs5

Sep 8th

RT @Plug1: Welcome To West Oakland: http://bit.ly/prr9I [via @fecalface]

Sep 8th

Good Morning, Moon http://bit.ly/RswQ3

Sep 8th

Yay for this

Sep 8th

Back to the big city

Sep 8th

Mary Poppins sing along

Sep 8th

My @missionmission comment in the wall at Mr. Pickles

Sep 8th

My boyfriend had never heard lil jon’s get low before. Him: that should have ended after the...

Sep 7th

OH: “we have a fish and loaves situation here.l

Sep 7th

I tried to take 2 videos http://flic.kr/p/6W7oHQ

Sep 7th

The GG bridge right now http://flic.kr/p/6W3kFc

Sep 7th

OH: I wanted popeye’s and he wanted burger king so I said, “we are American, we can do...

Sep 7th

The only Coke http://flic.kr/p/6VDSsy

Sep 6th

Good moody September morning

Sep 5th

The only Coke

Sep 5th

It’s the creditreport.com commercial guy’s fault he didn’t ask his girlfriend...

Sep 5th

Incarnations of Lain http://bit.ly/xu0tr

Sep 5th

Good moody September morning http://flic.kr/p/6VsEzT

Sep 5th

Seeing red. Banks, all banks, can go straight to hell.

Sep 5th

Major props to @nbcbayareacom for not only quoting the “competition,” but linking back....

Sep 3rd

SF on LA: “you have an embarrassment of riches/our shared coastline is gorgeous/ but you...

Sep 3rd

I haven’t had to wipe myself down after going outside since I lived in Tennessee. Muggy x...

Sep 3rd

If I’ve learned anything since working in a newsroom, it’s that you DON’T SPEED...

Sep 3rd

Meeting bloggers I have never met before. No clue if they are here. If that is you, hit me up, I am...

Sep 3rd

THIS IS IMPORTANT. I moved my blog to a new location. I want you to read it, so make a note! And RSS...

Sep 3rd

RT @pyrimyd: i have just learned that koalas have chlamydia (an epidemic, even)

Sep 3rd

Where is @brochtrup? Please re-tweet!

Sep 3rd

I’m at Velvet Cantina w/ @lavidalibre @Plug1. http://bit.ly/zadAo

Sep 3rd

Does your face get this red when working out?

Sep 3rd

Week 4 of 5k training kicked my ass. In awe of long distance runners.

Sep 2nd

This Larabar has two ingredients. Two. And it tastes like a cookie. Where do I buy stock?

Sep 2nd

Yes, I am watching Tool Academy II, but I win cause this dude just said his GF was “pissed off...

Sep 2nd

Self-reporting appliance

Sep 2nd

14 dollar vintage booties from Mission Thrift

Sep 2nd