this is the girl

OH: “Arby’s is the slowest drive-thru, so that is considered slow food in...

Sep 1st

IIt is hard to have a bad day in SF when all you have to do is look down at a man sleeping in a...

Sep 1st

OH: “Seafood bisque is the hot dog of soups.”

Sep 1st

Phillip Garrido sounds a little too close to Philip Gerard for comfort to me. (http://bit.ly/31Hoob

Sep 1st

Self-reporting appliance http://flic.kr/p/6UwCRk

Sep 1st

The corner has been rounded.

Sep 1st

RT @missionmission: They’re playing Tori Amos in El Farolito RIGHT NOW FOR REAL. Cornflake...

Sep 1st

Making lunches for the week: stir-fried shrimp and veggies with brown rice.

Sep 1st

Mission Thrift might be the best store ever.

Aug 31st

Ritual is out of iced coffee. So, I just melted.

Aug 31st

View from hotel triton http://flic.kr/p/6TUnim

Aug 31st

Reading up on the place http://flic.kr/p/6TQsfz

Aug 31st

Lady Don’t Tek No by Latyrx might be my favorite hip-hop song, like, ever.

Aug 31st

View from hotel triton

Aug 30th

Window to the room

Aug 30th

Reading up on the place

Aug 30th

Hotel lobby great for tripping

Aug 30th

RT @lavidalibre This is my hill. There are many others like it, but this one is mine:...

Aug 29th

Installed Monocle for Yelp App

Aug 29th

Just picking up my mouth guard

Aug 29th

Got a mouth guard but I am going to pretend it is a flipper

Aug 29th

Monocle in my house!

Aug 29th

Skyping with fins

Aug 29th

Just booked a hotel room in San Francisco for Saturday night. Because I’ve wanted to do that...

Aug 28th

RT @mashable: Yelp Is the iPhone’s First Augmented Reality App - http://bit.ly/20DaF

Aug 28th

Installed Monocle for Yelp App http://flic.kr/p/6TmaUF

Aug 28th

“I wish Google Maps had an ‘Avoid Ghetto’ routing option.”...

Aug 28th

Monocle in my house! http://flic.kr/p/6Ttb8N

Aug 28th

I dislike the word slather a great deal.

Aug 28th

OH: “I gave you one good habit before you left LA.” ‘Alcoholism?’

Aug 28th

Got a mouth guard but I am going to pretend it is a flipper http://flic.kr/p/6TnyFH

Aug 28th

Just picking up my mouth guard http://flic.kr/p/6TqqwC

Aug 28th

Heaven is a place called Lost Weekend

Aug 27th

Hold on herself

Aug 27th

Bus wheels

Aug 27th

Iseeyou!

Aug 27th

Whoop tone

Aug 27th

Bus is crowded. I am helping to drive.

Aug 27th

My sister is turning 30 in a couple of days. I hope that decade for her is as fucking amazing as it...

Aug 27th

Trooper, I walk by you every day. http://flic.kr/p/6SUx6f

Aug 27th

It appears 3 chicks have dropped E and are now using the “cave” at Ali Baba’s to...

Aug 27th

The shittiest of shitty, pedstrian-unfriendly cyclists are on Valencia. I need a stick.

Aug 27th

OH: “my girl is getting laid right now.”

Aug 27th

“Don’t judge me. I have a BumpIt.” —lady to me in the restroom just now

Aug 27th

Hold on herself http://flic.kr/p/6T7NRY

Aug 27th

For those asking about brittneygilbert.com being down, STAY TUNED. Something new is coming. Soon....

Aug 27th

In Lost Weekend Video. Also: heaven.

Aug 27th

Bus is crowded. I am helping to drive. http://flic.kr/p/6Tb4ao

Aug 27th

me: “why are people in San Francisco considered flaky?” him: “cause they are...

Aug 27th

re: Bumpit! @followzan She came in with it in her hand. It was a dare from her department to wear...

Aug 27th

Trooper, I walk by you every day.

Aug 26th

Guy on the train is reading Infinite Jest and he is toward the end and I wanna ask if he is doing...

Aug 26th

So anxious.

Aug 26th

RT @samdavidson Your life in 42 seconds - gotta make you think. http://vimeo.com/4155700

Aug 26th

LuAnn from King of the Hill makes me laugh with every line.

Aug 26th

Alone for the first time in a long time. This is when I realize I miss the solitude of a car.

Aug 26th

I did ask him, and he is not. But he had heard of it.

Aug 26th

I do not understand toilet seat covers. They protect nothing.

Aug 26th

None of my clothes fit anymore. Too big is better than too small, but I still don’t have shit...

Aug 26th

I AM IN HERE. RT @nick: Hot damn, happy Twitter Wit on-sale date, everybody! Review it if you like...

Aug 26th

RT @r WSJ writer could have tweaked her FB privacy settings in 1/10th the time it took her to write...

Aug 26th

Planning a @Plug1-style photo walk this evening instead of a trip to the gym.

Aug 26th

Take off

Aug 25th

For scale

Aug 25th

Sleeping arrangements

Aug 25th

“chair”

Aug 25th

Shallow end

Aug 25th

Rushing

Aug 25th

Relaxing

Aug 25th

Dr. Weinstein reads

Aug 25th

Sheri reads

Aug 25th

Pretty Pretty

Aug 25th

Yan

Aug 25th

Oliver poses

Aug 25th

Johnny

Aug 25th

Hand washing

Aug 25th

Scene 1

Aug 25th

Crew

Aug 25th

Leg o’ Jenny

Aug 25th

Boyfriend

Aug 25th

Zonked

Aug 25th

We get around

Aug 25th

Photos from my weekend at the river: http://www.flickr.com/photos/brittney/sets/72157622006499577/

Aug 24th

“Bob Uecker was sick.” <—my favorite quote from the weekend from a discussion...

Aug 24th

Tuolumne

Aug 24th

Go To

Aug 24th

Water filtration

Aug 24th

50 cent beer

Aug 24th

Inflatable bed

Aug 24th

Home for 3 or so days

Aug 24th

Ganging platypus

Aug 24th

Too cold to swim

Aug 24th

Stone fruit snack

Aug 24th

It’ll do

Aug 24th

Where we camped

Aug 24th

Johnny and Oliver

Aug 24th

Cannonball

Aug 24th

Aspirin licked the headache, but now I feel like tossing.

Aug 22nd

That boot/strappy-high-heeled sandal trend needs to die a quick and dirty death.

Aug 22nd

Heading out of town to Tuolumne River for hiking, swimming, cliff jumping and camping.

Aug 22nd

“Mission up-talkers” is my new favorite slur.

Aug 22nd

Have rope and flashlight. Will camp.

Aug 22nd

Congrats to @newscoma on her new gig and big ups to @auntb for breaking the news.

Aug 22nd

On the Road

Aug 21st

What if public transit, like airlines, charged people who take up more than one seat for two...

Aug 20th

RT @al3x Barney Frank calls out a loon. Kudos, sir. http://bit.ly/rkbbp (via @KirinDave) [This guy!...

Aug 20th

The jergens foaming daily self tanner is much better (goes in easy, dries fast) than its lotiony...

Aug 20th

My mouth guard fitting at the dentist took 8 minutes. Fastest doc in and out ever.

Aug 20th

Thanks to the high winds in SF today, I just inadvertently Marilyn Monroed most of Battery Street.

Aug 20th

Still daydreaming about the panna gelato with olive oil and sea salt dessert from last night. A lot....

Aug 20th

RT @r Am I missing something? Why are there no snarky posts on Nash. Scene’s blogs about them...

Aug 20th

Humiliated myself in intermediate step class. I am a beginner.

Aug 20th

The use of the term “money shot” in my workplace—cause it is always said with a...

Aug 20th

Leaving Soon

Aug 20th

I am going to be on the TV today. Today, this day when I did not wash my hair.

Aug 19th

Happy birthdayyyyyy to @lisey

Aug 19th

At beretta for @lisey’s birthday and this panna gelato with olive oil and sea salt is the best...

Aug 19th

Birthday girl got a crab balloon! (@lisey) http://flic.kr/p/6QXtB7

Aug 19th

Dick move. http://flic.kr/p/6QSSa8

Aug 19th

Dick move.

Aug 19th

Birthday girl got a crab balloon! (@lisey)

Aug 19th

Meeting the stepsister at La Taqueria tonight for her first Mission-style burrito. Ya know. The...

Aug 18th

Anthony Bourdain owes Oakland an apology: http://urlzen.com/rnn

Aug 18th

John and Karin

Aug 18th

Look out for pink elephants

Aug 18th

Ambrewlance

Aug 18th

Deadmobile

Aug 18th

Punny!

Aug 18th

Marketing

Aug 18th

Redwoods on the deck

Aug 18th

Back at Beretta http://flic.kr/p/6PL1qL

Aug 16th

En route to the Russian River for the Beer Festival and BBQ Cook-off.

Aug 16th

Just bought a cheap new swimsuit and a floppy hat. It is go time.

Aug 16th

I spied Plug1 and Plug2 at the river beer fest. Too shy to say hi. More beer, then I will introduce...

Aug 16th

Back at Beretta

Aug 16th

We are here!

Aug 16th

Ker Plunk

Aug 16th

Squeeeee! That is all.

Aug 15th

Guy with Axe highlights on the abductor machine at the gym is snapping self-portraits with his...

Aug 15th

BART strike Muni bus stop alert http://flic.kr/p/6PrgAV

Aug 15th

And the nation will remark: No shit! RT @breakingnews John Edwards will admit he is the father of...

Aug 15th

A BART union is going to strike starting Monday morning. Time to ride the 14 ALLLLL THE WAY, BABY.

Aug 15th

Waving adios to @lisey and @caitlinburke. Drive safe, ladies!

Aug 15th

I’m so sick of reading about Michael Vick, if only because I am constantly reminded of the...

Aug 15th

Excited about my stepsister being in town. Her first visit to San Francisco.

Aug 15th

My Mom went to Yellowstone and got up close and personal with a mama bear and her cubs....

Aug 15th

Cattius Maximus

Aug 14th

BART strike Muni bus stop alert

Aug 14th

OH: “Take the phone out of your bra, and talk to me!”

Aug 13th

Sure fire way to get me to delete without opening: write DO NOT IGNORE THIS EMAIL as the subject...

Aug 13th

Job? What job? Here’s where to watch the US/Mexico soccer match online: http://urlzen.com/ren

Aug 13th

Let’s do away with the term cougar, how about it? If only because it’s pretty played...

Aug 13th

Him: we haven’t even seen occupied cabs. Me: I know it is like they dried up. Him: How can I...

Aug 13th

I love Flickr search. So much.

Aug 13th

Best thing in my inbox all day: “Please don’t use a Post it note. They were designed to be...

Aug 13th

My shoelace is knotted and actually considered skipping working out because of it....

Aug 12th

First time at a gym in a while. That dressing with other women thing is a big motivator!

Aug 12th

A tiny violin is playing for this, the saddest little salad.

Aug 12th

Meat eaters

Aug 12th

People dress weird in Carmel. Not weird like SF weird, but weird like I Have More Money Than God and...

Aug 11th

No, that wasn’t me who updated CBS 5’s Twitter account with the word “ass.”...

Aug 11th

Never ever seen the parking lot of Berkeley Bowl this empty in my life. Where are the hippies?!

Aug 11th

Cupcakes are the new wedding cake. http://flic.kr/p/6N3efY

Aug 10th

Weddings=free champagne. This=glass #4 http://flic.kr/p/6MXSzZ

Aug 10th

Act yo age, mama, not yo shoe size.

Aug 10th

Noe Valley us on fire

Aug 10th

Fire is getting bigger, lots if sirens

Aug 10th

HFCS…why???

Aug 10th

My date is having his photo made

Aug 10th

Weddings=free champagne. This=glass #4

Aug 10th

Cupcakes are the new wedding cake.

Aug 10th

I am having the salmon.

Aug 10th

I would never wear these, ever.

Aug 10th

Oh, hello! This is brilliant! RT @mattymatt If David Lynch directed Dirty Dancing…...

Aug 9th

Waited 5 min for a bus arriving in 1 only to have it blow past my stop. Taking muni is so easy and...

Aug 9th

I have rarely heard such a stream of stupidity spoken with such confidence.

Aug 9th

Fire seems to be out.

Aug 9th

Fire is getting bigger, lots if sirens http://flic.kr/p/6MW9zf

Aug 9th

Enjoying my first arabic coffee. Cardamom is yum.

Aug 9th

In our Prius Zipcar listening to Girl Talk on Hwy 101 on the way to Carmel.

Aug 9th

Hold the phone: there is a security guard/police officer on this 49 bus! And he is guarding the shit...

Aug 7th

RT @dto510 I am steamed about this CBS5 story defending drivers using bus stops. You see the car...

Aug 7th

RT @sfappeal Quoth Bevan Dufty: No Elephants At Zoo Again, Ever. http://tinyurl.com/nsncnw

Aug 7th

Just saw my first steampunker in the wild. Her toddler in the stroller was steampunked out, too.

Aug 7th

Foursqaure is a great idea, but the app sucks so much, that I have given up on it. I have just been...

Aug 7th

They are going to shoot me: http://www.flickr.com/photos/brittney/3795590987/

Aug 7th

Watch and decide: Did this A’s game attendee deserve to be tasered by police?...

Aug 7th

Wasn’t emotional about John Hughes’ death til this: http://tinyurl.com/ngg2tn (via...

Aug 7th

photo.jpg

Aug 7th

Okay then, I will have an Alabama Slammer

Aug 7th

They are going to shoot me

Aug 7th

I need more party clothes.

Aug 6th

Never gets old

Aug 6th

Little Big Man

Aug 6th

Should I wear this?

Aug 6th

Should I wear this?

Aug 6th

Or should I wear this?

Aug 6th

RT @SFMOMA Most unexpected O’Keeffe quote: “I hate flowers. I only paint them because...

Aug 5th

If you get the really big Americano, you don’t have to eat alllllllllllllllllllll day.

Aug 5th

Just got my first ever hiking pack in preparation for Tuolumne. Hooray for close out pricing on plum...

Aug 5th

Pork Store Cafe Valencia 4/5 on Yelp: This is my new favorite go-to brunch spot. Here’s why:...

Aug 5th

Never gets old http://flic.kr/p/6LYN6j

Aug 5th

I just fell out of my office chair. Yep.

Aug 5th

I AM GOING TO WRITE AN EPIC POEM ABOUT THIS GORGEOUS PIE.

Aug 5th

Little Big Man http://flic.kr/p/6M1ind

Aug 5th

RT @burritojustice Streetcars on Dolores, Valencia, Guerrero: http://bit.ly/kNYok

Aug 4th

Yes, pre-teen boy from Charlotte, the line at Mitchell’s ice cream is worth it. Get the peach.

Aug 4th

Heading to the Blue in the Castro for a bite, drinks. Then a showing of Jackie Brown at the best...

Aug 4th

Blow, SLC Punk, Groove, Romeo + Juliet: VHS movies at Harvey’s

Aug 4th

Blue 4/5 on Yelp: A showing of Jackie Brown at the Castro was slated for 6 p.m., so an early...

Aug 4th

Why I have “Surry with the Fringe on Top” from Oklahoma! in my head I do not know, but...

Aug 4th

Sorry, but I am pretty sure you *don’t* appreciate the info.

Aug 4th

Walking to Dolores park to pick up my Tag transit tee.

Aug 2nd

Gonna make chocolate chip walnut cookies from scratch. Rockin’ Saturday night.

Aug 2nd

Tarts from Tartine for later. Lemon for him, chocolate hazelnut for her.

Aug 2nd

RT @lavidalibre: http://twitpic.com/cfbe6 - @brittneyg’s new 24-Divisadero shirt

Aug 2nd

Freezing in the outfield. http://flic.kr/p/6KGi8D

Aug 1st

3rd and Bryant http://flic.kr/p/6KF53g

Aug 1st

I love that the word high-falutin’ is missing the “g” at dictionary.com. Damn...

Aug 1st

Ever had someone who keeps showing up in your life you would rather didn’t? Yeah.

Aug 1st

Just watched some clown get ejected from this market street bar. Why, I could not tell you, but it...

Aug 1st

They are on vacation

Aug 1st

3rd and Bryant

Aug 1st

Loves it.

Aug 1st

Freezing in the outfield.

Aug 1st