this is the girl

Trying like hell not to jump in @kleinheider’s place. But damn, is it REQUIRED for ppl to be...

Jul 31st

I just found the hover-over Hide button thanks to @lisey, and am hiding you fools left and right!...

Jul 31st

Please help me. Where do I go on Facebook to alter what I see on the Home page? I can’t take...

Jul 31st

Today I am competing for World’s Biggest Hair, and am winning by a large margin. The talent...

Jul 31st

Trying.

Jul 31st

Having a hard time resisting the “Oh shit, you guys broke up?!,” comment on FB.

Jul 31st

A quick lesson in Bay Area slang: http://bit.ly/LO8CQ

Jul 31st

The 10 is packed with phillies fans. A sea of red.

Jul 31st

Is Google Reader showing anyone else already read items?

Jul 31st

Juuust about over the spitting mist in the Mission.

Jul 31st

Hey Nashville, @billhobbs and I just agreed on something. Thought everyone should know in case they...

Jul 31st

The sound that typically comes from my neighbors is that of a string instrument, I think a viola....

Jul 31st

Spicy Bite ceiling

Jul 31st

I Should Have Taken a Cab, the Bus Took 12...

Jul 31st

So, There’s That

Jul 31st

VIP level w @missionmission and @brochtrup http://flic.kr/p/6JXHLb

Jul 30th

Wednesday night in the VIP room http://flic.kr/p/6JUouv

Jul 30th

“are you gonna be okay? you should get a cab, it’s dangerous.” -@brochtrup about...

Jul 30th

Correction: it is Tuesday. I was misinformed co-star in that photo.

Jul 30th

Haha! RT @auntb Talking about compromising photos of @kleinheider? How soon we forget that...

Jul 30th

Sometimes my arms bend back http://flic.kr/p/6JZwBA

Jul 30th

Crazy ass story about @sflovestory kicking a drunk man off a Muni bus: http://urlzen.com/q0w

Jul 30th

I need go-go Gadget arms to scratch this itch on my back. I’m flailing around like I’m...

Jul 30th

RT @agentakit Twitter is warning people, if you ever used Twitviewer, change your twitter password...

Jul 30th

God, is it smug in here today.

Jul 30th

I wrote something about last night: http://bit.ly/18oxEp

Jul 30th

VIP level w @missionmission and @brochtrup

Jul 30th

Wednesday night in the VIP room

Jul 30th

Sometimes my arms bend back

Jul 30th

Brock and old man

Jul 30th

brock and brittney: Photo by Allan of Mission Mission.

Jul 30th

Things I Saw on My Run this Morning

Jul 30th

Probably Doesn’t Feel So Fierce

Jul 30th

VHS your memories http://flic.kr/p/6JDu79

Jul 29th

Greyed out hilltop http://flic.kr/p/6JAfUa

Jul 29th

OH: “for starters, don’t fuck his wife…”

Jul 29th

Watching “Toddlers & Tiaras” w/ @lisey, and had to explain that “Don’t...

Jul 29th

Wow. If you even just try out [DO NOT CLICK] TwitViewer.net they update your Twitter account with a...

Jul 29th

Pamphleteering http://flic.kr/p/6JN86j

Jul 29th

Freezing in the street due to a fire drill.

Jul 29th

Really lovely little video about AC Transit’s 54 Line: http://urlzen.com/px9

Jul 29th

PRO TIP: If *I* pay *you* for your services, & you are calling me unsolicited, & I...

Jul 29th

VHS your memories

Jul 29th

Grayed out hilltop

Jul 29th

Pamphleteering

Jul 29th

Baby, ready to escape

Jul 29th

Who is J?

Jul 29th

Tell Me They Did Not Photoshop Cleavage Onto...

Jul 28th

A man impersonating a cop in a fake cop car pulled over a real cop in an undercover car. Oh yes, he...

Jul 28th

RT @Plug1 What ever happened to Jerry Tang? http://ri.ms/ir0y

Jul 28th

Kate Havnevik in my head, making things all dishy and delightful.

Jul 28th

Turns out these are demo tents, not tents for dogs

Jul 28th

Jamie cat: I don’t actually watch that show but ha.

Jul 28th

New hat

Jul 28th

Correction: there is video of the butchering, not the slaughter. I have not seen said video, hence...

Jul 27th

Eating steak tarare from a well-treated grass fed cow that @lavidalibre’s roommate bought 1/4...

Jul 27th

New hat http://flic.kr/p/6JfPJo

Jul 27th

Planned: Pork Store Cafe for fake meat, REI for pack shopping, then Tilda Swinton in...

Jul 27th

Nothing like watching marathon runners while sittin’ and sippin’ a mimosa. Hi, guys!

Jul 27th

Turns out these are demo tents, not tents for dogs http://flic.kr/p/6JdszL

Jul 27th

Adam Savage cat http://flic.kr/p/6Jb8Sz

Jul 27th

“the honking! they are outright ridiculing us on our own soil.” -@lavidalibre, on the...

Jul 27th

One of the most gripping posts i’ve come across since i started this gig:...

Jul 26th

Some dumbass’ iPhone on an unattended table at a mission bar http://flic.kr/p/6HJhbb

Jul 26th

Easier days, I’ve had a few.

Jul 26th

Some dumbass’ iPhone on an unattended table at a...

Jul 25th

Hey, That’s Different!: The Weather

Jul 25th

Musical Interlude

Jul 25th

Hell no, I ain’t countin’ my dough.

Jul 25th

If it is going to be cold in July in SF, it cannot also rain. And yet…

Jul 25th

Everyone at work is very pleased with the new, tiny, highly absorbent paper towels in the restrooms....

Jul 25th

Don’t tell@lisey, but I am about to raid the shit out of her left over Baby Blues BBQ. She...

Jul 25th

1st Follow Friday: @dielaughing @poppynandi @daisysf @DAVID_LYNCH @lavidalibre @questlove...

Jul 25th

I’m about to start making up some news.

Jul 25th

Just discovered a poppy seed between my front two teeth that has been there since breakfast. Oh,...

Jul 25th

bernalbanner

Jul 24th

A bat without wings is really cute

Jul 24th

Our President Does Smoke…

Jul 24th

Who Am I Kidding?

Jul 24th

Status Update

Jul 24th

Wolf Man Teaches Little Cutie Baby How To...

Jul 24th

Do It

Jul 24th

Two Weddings That I Bet Were Wonderful

Jul 24th

Why?

Jul 24th

I just learned that cleveland’s river caught on fire. Many times.

Jul 24th

It does. Hell yeah, it does. It feels like an #artwells day. Feel that?

Jul 24th

Best misspelling of my name I’m a while http://flic.kr/p/6HhH42

Jul 24th

“If you have to be cool, you are not free.” SF Diggers papers released online:...

Jul 24th

Boycott circuses with animals RT: @prettyannoyed: Why I hate the circus: New report, elephant abuse...

Jul 24th

Pork store ceiling

Jul 23rd

Salad eater

Jul 23rd

In case

Jul 23rd

Best misspelling of my name in a while

Jul 23rd

Some Things and Stuff

Jul 23rd

For to Go with your Fried Chicken

Jul 23rd

Came home to find some thug ass kid rolling a blunt on my stoop. Roll that blunt at your...

Jul 23rd

Is Gavin Newsom Taking Public Transit Today: the single serving website. You can make it, thanks to...

Jul 23rd

My salad smells funny, yet I am not deterred.

Jul 23rd

MySpace sent me email. It said I could click to unsubscribe. Instead it just sent me to the front...

Jul 23rd

Going to bed at 9:11. Never forget how lame I am.

Jul 23rd

In Oakland, they are going to tax pot. In TN, they tax pot, but when you try to pay your tax they...

Jul 23rd

I want to make every one of these: 101 Simple Salads for the Season http://bit.ly/5Drrl

Jul 23rd

OH: “What is your email address?” “redwhore@[redacted].com”

Jul 23rd

Best BP yet? RT @big_picture The longest solar eclipse of the century http://bit.ly/RWIRj

Jul 23rd

Skinny jeans, gladiator sandals and sweater dresses, ugh. One day, one day, people, women’s...

Jul 23rd

So. Damned. Adorable. Pop-Up, 2.0, Mission-Style Wedding: http://urlzen.com/okr

Jul 23rd

I wrote a Guest Guide for the reading project Infinite Summer. I would love it if you read it:...

Jul 21st

From our liberal bubble to yours http://flic.kr/p/6GHhYk

Jul 21st

I’m at Velvet Cantina (3349 23rd St, at Bartlett, San Francisco). http://bit.ly/zadAo

Jul 21st

I will not eat those cookies. And whoever brought them is a mean Cookie Monster.

Jul 21st

I wish Twitter had a Turn Off Memes button.

Jul 21st

How does that make you feel?

Jul 21st

From our liberal bubble to yours

Jul 21st

At SF Symphony’s concert in Dolores Park positively surrounded by mostly naked gay men....

Jul 20th

OH: “only the gays could upstage the symphony and make the experience even gayer.”

Jul 20th

Me: It will be like traveling to Burma tonight when we go to Burma Superstar, it’s so far....

Jul 19th

Here I go http://flic.kr/p/6FU52A

Jul 19th

New coso st mural http://flic.kr/p/6FPirF

Jul 19th

Better than vajayjay balm http://flic.kr/p/6FQvuH

Jul 19th

Never seen a purple one before http://flic.kr/p/6FQxL8

Jul 19th

Leave playing cowboy to the kids http://flic.kr/p/6FYEm7

Jul 19th

Bars that offer popcorn are friends of mine http://flic.kr/p/6FVuX4

Jul 19th

The Inner Richmond, I enjoy your soundtrack very much.

Jul 19th

Hanging in the Inner Richmond. It’s great. Virtually hipster free and no waiting for drinks in...

Jul 19th

Just had my first affogato. Wow, Bob, wow.

Jul 19th

Me and Bar Dog doin’ shots http://flic.kr/p/6G1kUU

Jul 19th

New coso st mural

Jul 19th

Here I go

Jul 19th

Better than vajayjay balm

Jul 19th

Never seen a purple one before

Jul 19th

Leave playing cowboy to the kids

Jul 19th

Bars that offer popcorn are friends of mine

Jul 19th

Me and Bar Dog doin’ shots

Jul 19th

Bar Dog Is Non-Plussed

Jul 19th

Celebrating my homeland with gentleman manhattans http://flic.kr/p/6FJuMq

Jul 18th

Fog-topped

Jul 18th

Celebrating my homeland with gentleman manhattans: L

Jul 18th

Just occured to me that tonight’s pedicure will be my first ever.

Jul 17th

Twitter is nice: http://bit.ly/jE6sI

Jul 17th

Hard working muni inspector

Jul 17th

Chilly July morn

Jul 17th

Red: My first pedicure. Looks like my toes are bleeding.

Jul 17th

Clever disposal vessel

Jul 17th

Twitter is Nice

Jul 17th

Lindsey Graham makes me hate Southern accents, and i LOVE Southern accents.

Jul 16th

Remember when Julia Roberts has a diabetic seizure in Steel Magnolias & says, “Don’t...

Jul 16th

I saw a robbery on the bus last night. What would you do in the same situation?...

Jul 16th

Facebook is on Twitter. Oh, man.

Jul 16th

Menu reminds me of the book I am reading #infinitesummer http://flic.kr/p/6FdPaW

Jul 16th

At first glance, this looks downright awesome. http://www.fastpencil.com/

Jul 16th

Local salad in San Francisco $8.95 http://flic.kr/p/6F7uPR

Jul 16th

Local salad in San Francisco $8.95

Jul 16th

Menu reminds me of the book I am reading #infinitesummer

Jul 16th

KRON (and my former station WKRN) will *not* go up for auction today. They said it was “not...

Jul 15th

Metafilter is maybe the single biggest influence on me in terms of publishing online. Happy 10 years...

Jul 15th

Mark All As Read makes me feel like I rule everything.

Jul 15th

Cold-brewed New Orleans iced coffee: a cure the heat and this headache. I hope.

Jul 15th

The web team’s favorite mascot makes an appearance today. Give it up for Hot Dog!:...

Jul 15th

Just got bug bag of produce plus corn tortillas for under 8 bucks. Yay for the small Mexican...

Jul 15th

Make that a big bag. Cuz bugs are gross.

Jul 15th

To clarify, two teens on the 49 took a man’s wallet that was in his hand, and dared him to do...

Jul 15th

Annnnd I just watched 2 guys steal a man’s wallet. Kids in this town, I tell ya.

Jul 15th

14 was so crowded I bailed before it even took off. Suffocating was a distinct possibilty.

Jul 15th

Did you see yesterday’s late afternoon rainbow? Local photogs published pics from different...

Jul 14th

Annnnnd I just went to Berkeley for no reason. Will I ever grow up enough to keep my shit straight?

Jul 14th

Together they are more than a hundred years old. He strokes her knee with much familiarity. It is...

Jul 14th

I am ashamed and deserve ridicule. Please ignore my last tweet, as I am stupid, and cannot spell.

Jul 14th

I will take a cool breeze for $1,000, Alex.

Jul 14th

My silliest pet peeve: more than three dots in ellipses. Reign in the dots, people!

Jul 14th

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson broke up. Ten to one he’ll continue to play like shit.

Jul 14th

Airmail - rum, lime, honey, prosecco http://flic.kr/p/6EBeqP

Jul 14th

Hard at work making some of SF’s finest http://flic.kr/p/6EF4PN

Jul 14th

I’m at Beretta (1199 Valencia, 23rd, San Francisco). http://bit.ly/123ZMz

Jul 14th

Waiting for the soon to be defunct 26-Valencia.

Jul 14th

Hard at work making some of SF’s finest

Jul 14th

Airmail - rum, lime, honey, prosecco

Jul 14th

Playa Azul 4/5 on Yelp: Let’s hear it for ceviche, how about it? Fresh, lime cured seafood...

Jul 13th

I’m at El Zocalo (3230 Mission St, at Valencia St, San Francisco). http://bit.ly/36N16f

Jul 13th

I just unlocked the “Super User” badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/fvOYH

Jul 13th

Watching Body of Lies with @lavidalibre.

Jul 12th

Picture window http://flic.kr/p/6DW19c

Jul 12th

Picture window

Jul 12th

I just ousted Amy H. as the mayor of Embarcadero BART on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/UR5Jt

Jul 11th

Dead pigeon. Surpised I don’t see a lot more of those.

Jul 11th

No more “child abuse” image searches for a while.

Jul 11th

I just became the mayor of 333 bar and bistro on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/GRHqw

Jul 11th

They told me it was foggy. They told me it was chilly. But no one told me it was windy.

Jul 11th

Safety advisory http://flic.kr/p/6DHcwW

Jul 11th

Child abuse in public; when is it appropriate to step in? http://urlzen.com/mrf

Jul 11th

I’m at Knockout Room (3223 Mission St, btw 29th & Valencia, San Francisco)....

Jul 11th

I just ousted @lavidalibre as the mayor of 24th St BART on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/8JEqA

Jul 11th

Looking forward to the big Tuolumne camping trip some friends and I planned for the end of August....

Jul 11th

I’m at blue plate w/ @lavidalibre. http://bit.ly/1ldaC

Jul 11th

New Ben & Jerry’s campaign targeted to SF says: “From our liberal bubble to...

Jul 11th

I just unlocked the “Crunked” badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/3rHKw

Jul 11th

Neil says hi by the way

Jul 11th

Safety advisory

Jul 11th

What 72 hour notice? BART union warns it may strike as soon as midnight: http://urlzen.com/mpg

Jul 10th

Finally started using the snapshot feature on Evernote, and OMG.

Jul 10th

I just became the mayor of walton square park on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/sbxzb

Jul 10th

I don’t know Bruce, but I love him: http://bit.ly/z9UyP

Jul 10th

I was ordering pancakes in my dream when my alarm went off today. Such a sad way to wake up. (Also,...

Jul 10th

I just unlocked the “Explorer” badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/QOfmI

Jul 10th

A touch busy http://flic.kr/p/6Dqi3n

Jul 10th

I’m at Cafe de la Presse (352 Grant Avenue, Bush St, San Francisco). http://bit.ly/lEGje

Jul 10th

I just unlocked the “Bender” badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/elfP7

Jul 10th

A touch busy

Jul 10th

A Bar

Jul 10th

I just successfully waited out a cookie compulsion! And I even have a free Specialtys CookieGram. I...

Jul 9th

It took forever for me to get out of bed this morning, and I am still not fully awake.

Jul 9th

Was on the 14 and the 14L breezed on by, honking, and I am pretty sure somebody gave us the finger.

Jul 9th

I’m at CBS 5 (855 battery st, Broadway, San Francisco). http://bit.ly/spCds

Jul 9th

I like Yelp’s Twitter tie-in, but when Yelp says you can control which review gets tweeted...

Jul 9th

Stealing some time.

Jul 9th

OH: “…found out he was cheating on her with another nother woman. Don’t get...

Jul 9th

I’m at walton square park (Jackson, Bush, San francisco). http://bit.ly/sbxzb

Jul 9th

Dropping low http://flic.kr/p/6DcdmG

Jul 9th

OH (swear to god): “Forget exercise. The big secret is: don’t eat. Here. Look at my...

Jul 9th

I just ousted Amy H. as the mayor of Embarcadero BART on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/UR5Jt

Jul 9th

Dropping low

Jul 9th

Never know what he whispered in her ear

Jul 9th

Do or Do Not

Jul 9th

Today Was Undecided

Jul 9th

Thank you, state of Washington, for your delicious cherries.

Jul 8th

I think my iPhone my be borked. 10 force quits in 1.5 days.

Jul 8th

I love how people are updating Twitter with play-by-plays of this memorial as if everybody and their...

Jul 8th

I miss Swoops.

Jul 8th

In addition to the escalator rule, people hobbling in high heels should also keep to the right.

Jul 8th

My annoyance at the tourist blocking the left side of the escalator is stupidly HUGE. I must chill!

Jul 8th

Reporter on CNN: “This [memorial] literally tears your heart out.” Now THAT I wanna see!

Jul 8th

Some local stations rejected an ad calling for the taxation of marijuana in CA. But you can watch it...

Jul 8th

The mullet lives long! http://flic.kr/p/6CT5gg

Jul 8th

Walking up bernal heights http://flic.kr/p/6CTE9D

Jul 8th

A Sampling Of Things I’ve Been Called Since...

Jul 8th

Crazy cool video of two skaters on their boards taking the hills of curves of Claremont Oakland like...

Jul 7th

The girl in the American Apparel ad is not rail skinny, and actually looks…normal. I...

Jul 7th

To make your Monday, a stroller-pushing pug: http://bit.ly/VJTHu [via @mat]

Jul 7th

I just became the mayor of CBS 5 on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/spCds

Jul 7th

I just became the mayor of 24th St Station on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/bCqb1

Jul 7th

Healthy dinner courtesy of @lisey http://flic.kr/p/6CGdhf

Jul 7th

Making me a dog friend http://flic.kr/p/6CHhbW

Jul 7th

I’m at Berkeley Bowl (2020 Oregon St, at Adeline, Berkeley). http://bit.ly/QW5GK

Jul 7th

Being a dirty hippie has affected your ability to count, sir. That is 18 items, not 12, dick.

Jul 7th

I cannot make heads or tales of SFGate.com’s front page. No hierarchy, busy as a 1-legged man...

Jul 7th

I’m at Ashby BART (3100 Adeline St, Berkeley). http://bit.ly/pmi3R

Jul 7th

Madusalon 5/5 on Yelp: My natural curls were hacked off by a well-meaning stylist in Berkeley (cute...

Jul 7th

Dog friend looks weird http://flic.kr/p/6CDei8

Jul 7th

Healthy dinner courtesy of @lisey

Jul 7th

Making me a dog friend

Jul 7th

Dog friend looks weird

Jul 7th

Big day! madu salon haircut!

Jul 6th

Devacut complete http://flic.kr/p/6CfGCY

Jul 6th

I’m at Playa azul (Mission st, San Francisco). http://bit.ly/JVHyR

Jul 6th

Got my ass kicked at triple yahtzee while watching There Will Be Blood.

Jul 6th

Devacut complete

Jul 6th

On my way to San Ramon by way of Pleasanton BART. Never been to the end of any BART line before.

Jul 5th

Sarah Palin sounded stone cold crazy. Just watched video of her announcement and had to turn it off.

Jul 5th

wishing I was at @hotchickenfest

Jul 5th

In transit

Jul 5th

I’m at 24th Street Cheese Company (3893 24th Street, between Sanchez St & Vicksburg...

Jul 4th

Breakfast was delayed http://flic.kr/p/6BFVyf

Jul 4th

Watching @lavidalibre finish up some work, then we are headed to the BABY BOP neighborhood of Noe...

Jul 4th

Always foggy in San Francisco http://flic.kr/p/6BGTHL

Jul 4th

I just ousted @lavidalibre as the mayor of Mitchell’s Ice Cream on @foursquare!...

Jul 4th

Rolled yahtzee right out of the gate; waiting on Indian takeout from the delicious Spicy Bite. Lewis...

Jul 4th

Breakfast was delayed

Jul 4th

Always foggy in San Francisco

Jul 4th

Your box

Jul 4th

I am in some alternate bus universe where the 14 is empty, clean and quiet. And on time.

Jul 3rd

Cab, meet tree http://flic.kr/p/6BnJF9

Jul 3rd

Teacher accidentally shows 5th grade class her homemade porn tape, local news station reruns the...

Jul 3rd

I’m at Crocker Galleria (50 Post St, at Montgomery, San Francisco). http://bit.ly/41bIG

Jul 3rd

No One Cares What I Had For Lunch (On Nutrition): http://bit.ly/DOF7Z

Jul 3rd

I’m at Phat Philly w/ @lavidalibre. http://bit.ly/GGsoU

Jul 3rd

Crocker Galleria Farmers Market 4/5 on Yelp: Unexpectedly ran across this farmer’s market...

Jul 3rd

I just unlocked the “Adventurer” badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/Mwdb8

Jul 3rd

Won big at yahtzee, lost big at dominoes.

Jul 3rd

We are watching “Scream” http://flic.kr/p/6BwMu1

Jul 3rd

Cab, meet tree

Jul 3rd

Suncake

Jul 3rd

For upcoming blog post

Jul 3rd

We are watching “Scream”

Jul 3rd

No One Cares What I Had For Lunch (On...

Jul 2nd

I care what you had for lunch, Bay Area. In fact, I want documentation: http://urlzen.com/l88

Jul 2nd

2056 steps since Jul 1 at 8:46AM. New pedometer app is pretty neat. Approx 2K steps from home to...

Jul 2nd

Somehow Meg Ryan and Courtney Love have become the same person.

Jul 2nd

OH: “You know that old saying, ‘Assumption is the hobgoblin of fuck ups.’”...

Jul 2nd

RT @cleversimon Freedom’s just another word for deleting your Facebook account. [Yep.]

Jul 2nd

Made Weekly Yelp but they misspelled my name. So did the AP http://urlzen.com/l8d I’d change...

Jul 2nd

Berlin outlawed fixies. San Francisco would never recover: http://urlzen.com/l8c

Jul 2nd

Whoa, neat. RT @lovemaegan who knew you could add alcohol to broken eyeshadows or powders to save...

Jul 2nd

<3 RT @mat ‘Are You Going to San Francisco’ http://bit.ly/2jMXFJ

Jul 2nd

I’ve been growing my hair out for about a year now, and I am awaiting this next cut like the...

Jul 2nd

I just unlocked the “Local” badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/41fKiR

Jul 2nd

I’m at pauline’s pizza w/ @lavidalibre. http://bit.ly/11PBaT

Jul 2nd

The 10 is very late http://flic.kr/p/6B9YhH

Jul 2nd

Testing camera bag app http://flic.kr/p/6BbUcd

Jul 2nd

Testing camera bag app

Jul 2nd

Me in 1962

Jul 2nd

The 10 is very late

Jul 2nd