this is the girl
2009
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i have gained 4.5 lbs since i left for my tour of the south. that takes effort.
Jun 1st
http://twitpic.com/6c38g - My camera loot, let me show you it
Jun 1st
http://twitpic.com/6c38g - Heh. Mom said she was giving it to me to take it off her hands.
Jun 1st
Mom is giving me her canon EOS digital rebel xt. Yay for awesome hand-me-downs.
Jun 1st
Saying goodbye to the sister sucked.
Jun 1st
next stop, denver.
Jun 1st
after flying through rain and lightning that shook the plane for half an hour i am glad to be on the...
Jun 1st
1. Motorized walkways in airports should be everywhere. 2. Cable TV on planes should be universal....
Jun 1st
i hate this in between time. it is 2009—where are the teleporters?
Jun 1st
Sitting, waiting, to be flown away from my family.
Jun 1st
I am quite tired of driving.
Jun 1st
Hangling with the bartender on liquor pours and quizzing her on drink prices is straight up tacky.
Jun 1st
Me to my dad: “Don’t you wish you could wear skirts when it is this hot? So much cooler...
Jun 1st
My camera loot, let me show you it: Sent via BlackBerry by...
Jun 1st
This girl at the store asked her companion if brianna was still here and I yelled I AM RIGHT HERE...
May 31st
Mom: “Dennis Rodman had a drinking problem—had to leave the show.” My sister:...
May 31st
my sister might be the funniest person i know. she’s way up there.
May 31st
http://twitpic.com/69ift - Leeland waits for a treat
May 31st
My mother just told me that the new disposable razor she handed me “will be sharp.” They...
May 31st
Things My Mom Says may become a series. Me: “I’m addicted to my BlackBerry.” Mom:...
May 31st
Dinner at boundry with my sister who has been busting her ass working mad overtime.
May 31st
High heels and short shorts are apparently sartorial hotness in nashville.
May 31st
I don’t know my way around nashville anymore.
May 31st
New glasses: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 31st
Leeland waits for a treat: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 31st
Looking at mom’s yellowstone pics: Sent via BlackBerry...
May 31st
http://twitpic.com/67mic - You know
May 30th
just got pulled over at five points for a bum tail light. dad’s truck got me busted. (warning,...
May 30th
http://twitpic.com/67n03 - Smoker
May 30th
Roaming the farmers market. Just bought some strawberries from cross plains, tn.
May 30th
http://twitpic.com/66snx - Corn columns
May 30th
Regretting not planning seeing people better.
May 30th
Corn columns: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 30th
You know: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 30th
Smoker: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 30th
http://twitpic.com/64g9k - Curves and lines
May 29th
http://twitpic.com/64gij - Regretting not buying this
May 29th
http://twitpic.com/659hp - At carl’s perfect pig
May 29th
“Everything in moderation, including moderation.” Said while surveying the loveless...
May 29th
the biscuits better take cover.
May 29th
http://twitpic.com/646rs - Got a table under dolly’s watchful bosom
May 29th
woke up in world’s most comfortable bed. now preparing to introduce @lavidalibre to loveless...
May 29th
http://twitpic.com/646nc - Oh, hello gorgeous
May 29th
Ceiling of a renovated train station: Sent via BlackBerry by...
May 29th
Oh, hello gorgeous: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 29th
Got a table under dolly’s watchful bosom: Sent via...
May 29th
Goodbye gorgeous hotel: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 29th
Hotel clock: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 29th
Curves and lines: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 29th
Regretting not buying this: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 29th
Regretting not buying this: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 29th
At carl’s perfect pig: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 29th
http://twitpic.com/62eie - Sampler platter
May 28th
http://twitpic.com/62tsy - View from our room
May 28th
http://twitpic.com/62tcb - Sweet-ass room at union station hotel
May 28th
Just had lunch at sunset grille with two dear nashville gents + @lavidalibre. Now at boscos for...
May 28th
Bongo java in my belly.
May 28th
http://twitpic.com/625ee - Pre-lunch park stop
May 28th
http://twitpic.com/63g0s - Ceiling of a renovated train station
May 28th
we are saving bar hopping on lower broad til tomorrow night when we are less ALREADY WASTED. want to...
May 28th
at zola for dinner with @lavidalibre. cabbing it to lower broad afterward.
May 28th
scallops, tuna, pulled pork, baklava, manhattans and wine: consumption happening
May 28th
At zola with @lavidalibre. Cabbing it to lower broad after dinner.
May 28th
Pre-lunch park stop: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 28th
Sampler platter: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 28th
Union station hotel: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 28th
Sweet-ass room at union station hotel: Sent via BlackBerry...
May 28th
Union station bathroom: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 28th
Union station bathroom: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 28th
This room is amazing: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 28th
View from our room: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 28th
http://twitpic.com/60m6o - Awaiting an arrival
May 27th
http://twitpic.com/60ivz - Sisters in myspace pose
May 27th
So, so sad to hear the Prop 8 news out of california. it is an unsurprising ruling, but shitty...
May 27th
About to take my sister’s birdhound, leeland, out for a long walk before the heat sets in.
May 27th
My sister has lost so much weight since I saw her last (60 lbs) that I keep gawking at her. She...
May 27th
http://twitpic.com/60n8p - Awaiting an arrival
May 27th
Sisters in myspace pose: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 27th
Awaiting an arrival: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 27th
Awaiting an arrival: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 27th
hey yo, how’s the weather today, nashvillans?
May 26th
I go to tennessee today. YAY!
May 26th
drinking vodka grapefruit at richmond airport when i remembered OH HELL, i have to drive. public...
May 26th
Philly’s @lavidalibre has developed a southern accent, much to my delight. He said,...
May 26th
In awe of the sprawl.
May 26th
Just left bathroom w skirt tucked into my drawers. Hello, charlotte!
May 26th
Glory be, I am on my way to Sonic drive-in. Tater tots will be mine.
May 26th
Hello nastyville, nashvegas, nashboro, nashvul. I missed you.
May 26th
Me: ‘your mailbox is open.’ My sister: ‘no, somebody smashed it in with a baseball...
May 26th
I board last.: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 26th
http://twitpic.com/5v49z - @ reenactment of 2nd virginia convention
May 25th
Watching @lavidalibre enjoy his first cracker barrel breakfast. Hasbrown casserole is the...
May 25th
what is up with the sheet, comforter, sheet bedmaking business, virginia?
May 25th
Awoken from my hotel bed by an ear-killing fire alarm. People streamed outside in PJs. Now...
May 25th
lounging in bed with my boyfriend at a holiday inn in richmond. watching basketball. digesting...
May 25th
Trying to walk just across the street to a restaurant makes me really appreciate pedestrian friendly...
May 25th
can’t hear law and order with the sound turned all the way up, but the commercials ARE LOUD...
May 25th
there are 3 different people that i follow talking about star wars at the same time from 3 different...
May 25th
Cracker barrel interior decoration: Sent via BlackBerry by...
May 25th
@ reenactment of 2nd virginia convention: Sent via...
May 25th
http://twitpic.com/5s6bw - Sunnin’
May 24th
America on a plate: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 24th
Uncle ian and miss celia: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 24th
Sunnin’: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 24th
First biscuit of the southern tour @ atlanta airport.
May 23rd
I wish In n Out had another side option besides fries. Like better fries.
May 23rd
Watching @lisey and @lavidalibre get her car out of the tandem parking situation, then In n Out/SFO...
May 23rd
http://twitpic.com/5qnpy - Uncle ian and miss celia
May 23rd
Mosquito bite!! Haven’t had one of those in forever.
May 23rd
http://twitpic.com/5qnlm - America on a plate
May 23rd
With @lavidalibre at O’Charley’s. His first time at the southern chain institute.
May 23rd
http://twitpic.com/5oyvb - Territorial dispute!
May 23rd
Territorial dispute!: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 23rd
Definites thus far: Opryland Hotel, Prince’s Hot Chicken, Loveless, Tootsie’s (Lower...
May 22nd
Random newsroom feed just showed me 3 naked dudes in Germany making the face of Obama with the paint...
May 22nd
RT @matthewbaldwin My summer project (and yours): http://www.infinitesummer.org [I’m in!]
May 22nd
Need feedback: If you had just 2 days to show someone around Nashville, where would you take him or...
May 22nd
packing for virginia and tennessee. no coat required.
May 22nd
First ever red-eye flight to go visit Virginia for the first time.
May 22nd
It is as if some mothers were never not.
May 22nd
New signage: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 22nd
i don’t get chicks who don’t get receiving flowers
May 21st
Watching horrifying video of a man who was thrown from his vehicle, lying unconscious, who was then...
May 21st
Don’t use a snake as a jump rope.
May 21st
I would not be lying if I said my co-worker is on the phone with a prostitute right now.
May 21st
Interested in taking over as the guest blogger at Eye on Blogs next week? Direct message, email...
May 21st
Trying to decide whether to 30 Day Shred, jog, climb stairs, do yoga or thumb wrestle my remote...
May 21st
Things in this stairwell: piss, crack pipe (used), fritos
May 21st
Regarding guest blogger at Eye on Blogs (see last tweet): You don’t have to post for 8 hours a...
May 21st
http://twitpic.com/5le2d - New signage
May 21st
i just laughed out loud on the train @tj
May 21st
Hard not to love: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 21st
Feel It
May 20th
Things I Could Have Said
May 20th
I am eating lentil soup. I want to be eating something with cheese in/on it.
May 20th
Tonight I will sleep at the foot of the bed. I aim to dream of stalactites, undertow, rewound tapes...
May 20th
“The tool will back date all entries in this entry.” Someone built this blog platform w/...
May 20th
There is no bank more incompetent, inconsistent, irresponsible and utterly arrogant than SunTrust.
May 20th
RT @tehawesome “Who cares if you’re eating a sandwich?” say Twitter haters...
May 20th
i was in ToGo’s buying soup for the last 2 california earthquakes. coincidence??? yes, it is.
May 20th
Found work notes from xmas 2007: Sent via BlackBerry by...
May 20th
Strategic placement: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 20th
They Closed No Lanes
May 19th
Chicken Salad on Sourdough
May 19th
Charged with Mayhem
May 19th
I’m pretty sure those are pigs-in-a-blanket that I smell. I want to go to there.
May 19th
Just heard the whole newsroom gasp. Chopper found the source of a traffic hold-up on the Dunbar...
May 19th
Sparkwood & 21 post, Insignificant Nothings: http://bit.ly/13BtXZ
May 19th
I was scared, but I went anyway.
May 19th
http://twitpic.com/5fkbf - Tissues not provided
May 19th
http://twitpic.com/5gszw - Strategic placement
May 19th
Driver just parked, shut off the bus, and went inside a shop for coffee like there aren’t a...
May 19th
http://twitpic.com/5gswm - Found work notes from xmas 2007
May 19th
Guy beside me on BART is nodding off and in my direction. His head was just about 6 inches from my...
May 19th
*correction* Heard the whole newsroom gasp. Chopper foundsource of traffichold-up on Dunbarton...
May 19th
Motorists in berkeley are very respectful to pedestrians UNLESS they are entering/leaving berkeley...
May 19th
Tissues not provided: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 19th
Neighbor’s sometimes red light: Sent via BlackBerry by...
May 19th
Another day at the office: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 19th
Yummy chemicals: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 19th
Insignificant Nothings
May 18th
http://twitpic.com/5dw7k - Not bad
May 18th
Great thing about dining with @lavidalibre: I always get his avocado.
May 18th
Having fun playing dress up and making dinner: blue cheese + sundried tomato stuffed chicken w brown...
May 18th
http://twitpic.com/5e2yb - Evie’s birthday dessert
May 18th
Global economic recession: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 18th
I bought a wig: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 18th
Not bad: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 18th
Evie’s birthday dessert: Sent via BlackBerry by...
May 18th
http://twitpic.com/5c230 - I bought a wig
May 17th
http://twitpic.com/5bxap - Global economic recession
May 17th
http://twitpic.com/59poc - Old ass cereal for sale
May 17th
Playing super mario brothers. Crazy how your body just remembers all the moves, open tunnels and...
May 17th
Mini-cupcake came on cue: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 17th
Old ass cereal for sale: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 17th
Talking to incredibly helpful Muni rep who is taking a detailed description of my lost wallet. She...
May 16th
Why are some animals protected by anti-cruelty laws and others are not? http://urlzen.com/hfq
May 16th
Bay Area, are you ready to try your hand at air sex? Like air guitar, but it’s air sex. There...
May 16th
http://twitpic.com/58gb7 - This makes me sooo happy
May 16th
THE WALLET HAS BEEN FOUND. I repeat, MY WALLET HAS BEEN FOUND. It was at the assignment desk! Thank...
May 16th
Dealing with lost wallet tasks: calling Wage Works, reordering credit cards, making DMV...
May 16th
Real Housewives Cage Match Round 2 gonna make every thing alright. At least I do not have crazy...
May 16th
Rolling fog made some of thr city disappear: Sent via...
May 16th
This makes me sooo happy: I thought it was lost.
May 16th
In A Single Second
May 16th
Miss California pretty much stole the winner of Miss USA’s thunder, did she not?
May 15th
Asking a stranger lady out on the street takes courage. Asking her to remove her sunglasses...
May 15th
Okay, I’ll wait. Thanks, kids.
May 15th
The N Judah and J Church lines & service on the 22 Fillmore have been disrupted because of an...
May 15th
http://twitpic.com/552c6 - Supervising the making of dog treats for @poppynandi
May 15th
I am on the verge of deciding to go into the big, giant Apple store in Union Square today and buy an...
May 15th
Me: “How was your ride for Bike to Work Day?” Him: “My butt hurts, I am tired, and...
May 15th
“…like saying that Hooters is a place you can go for food. It’s true, but...
May 15th
Wallet gone. No ID, no money, no access to money, no credit cards, no wage works card. Livid.
May 15th
If you only knew the backstory this wallet loss such a tragedy. Let’s just say I was recently...
May 15th
http://twitpic.com/56x4i - Rolling fog made some of thr city disappear
May 15th
Full Muni statement on J, N and 22-Fillmore line interruptions: http://urlzen.com/hb8
May 15th
Just read david foster wallace’s ‘incarnations of burned children.’ It is the...
May 15th
hey @ceeelcee i am at home! could have been worse. i had gotten home and with keys!
May 15th
Supervising the making of dog treats for @poppynandi: Sent...
May 15th
For bean, poppy and fnord: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 15th
http://twitpic.com/52wgk - Pic of @lavidalibre and me; photo by @lisey
May 14th
Heaven help me, I just bought a pair of leggings, and now I hate myself.
May 14th
counting on the 67 to arrive before the real housewives reunion. don’t start the crazy without...
May 14th
Have tried unsubscribing from mlb.com spam 3 times, but they are still assaulting my inbox. Three...
May 14th
Deep breaths.
May 14th
I will not kicks this computer’s ass. I will not kick this computer’s ass. I will not...
May 14th
Where’s Gavin? Snap a photo of Mayor Newsom on Muni (no cable cars!) and win a free Fast Pass:...
May 14th
RT @landocal126 Gavin doesn’t ride MUNI. And if you wanna find him to take a picture,...
May 14th
Wherein I ask the hard question: Should tortilla chips be free with a taqueria-bought burrito?...
May 14th
Pic of @lavidalibre and me; photo by @lisey: Sent via...
May 14th
http://twitpic.com/51iur - Girl watching
May 13th
took a day off yesterday from the whole dang internet. i feel reborn.
May 13th
Pruning.
May 13th
I sense an evening with a backlogged blair waldorf coming on. I wore a headband today and errthang.
May 13th
Me: “It’s a line from a movie, The Usual Suspects.” Him: “Who said that? Mr....
May 13th
Heard of The Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel, cross-country slab shooter that hooks NYers up with...
May 13th
Holy crap, clicked Trending Topics & learned that Miss California keeping her title means the...
May 13th
RT @Busymom: Nashville peeps: our dogs allegedlly spotted in 37221 McCrory Lane area. 1 black 1...
May 13th
Girl Watching: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 13th
Girl Watching
May 13th
Just realized I had glorious pie with hot, black coffee today, on a whim. Today I gave myself a...
May 11th
http://twitpic.com/4xs86 - Love dogs on the train
May 11th
http://twitpic.com/4y13a - Great label
May 11th
Guy hugging on girl at J stop: “It is mother’s day. I am trying to make you a...
May 11th
Love dogs on the train: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 11th
Great label: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 11th
thai massage was so awesome. had no idea my limbs could move in those directions.
May 10th
a little ceviche and sangria at playa azul followed by pie and coffee at @missionpie.
May 10th
Walked out my front door at the same time as the next door neighbor, except she slammed her’s...
May 10th
http://twitpic.com/4vkci - It is tasty.
May 10th
On the slow-ass 12-Folsom: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 10th
Sitting under the bay bridge: Sent via BlackBerry by...
May 10th
Glad for beams: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 10th
It is tasty.: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 10th
Watching the Twilight Zone, having a bit of Roquefort cheese for dessert.
May 9th
Baby blue and pastel pink sky is making my night.
May 9th
gorgeous fogless morning in fog city. time to go climb bernal hill.
May 9th
Having my first Thai massage after work. Thanks, in part, to @lavidalibre. Should be awesome.
May 9th
http://twitpic.com/4thnd - Sitting under the bay bridge
May 9th
Night readin’: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 9th
I Don’t Know What Kind of Flower It Was
May 9th
Newsroom gripe: Sometimes the constant barrage of death, rape, destruction, poverty and torture gets...
May 8th
It’s not that bad.
May 8th
Where did all the pigeon feet go?
May 8th
I could chew on the tension.
May 8th
A blog post about the good that @angrypirate is doing by writing about her adorable dog:...
May 8th
I feel like if I let myself ever get into Etsy, I would never get out. Of debt.
May 8th
A’s at sunset: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 8th
The keybaord being played at high volumes by my neighbor is no match for @daisysf’s problem....
May 7th
Definitely going to have to buy some earplugs.
May 7th
RT @keaneiscool While you’re all out drinking, I’m home watching a David Lynch...
May 7th
When I see Arizona’s D-Backs uniforms all I can think is “Douchebacks.” Because I...
May 7th
Me: “A girl got hit by a car trying to ghost ride the whip.” @lavidalibre:...
May 7th
At first baseball game of the season. Oakland A’s “two dolla holla”*, $2 tickets,...
May 7th
No need for a ticket! Soon you can pay for/get out of the gate on BART by just tapping your cell...
May 7th
I would venture to say I have eaten more mexican food in 18 months in the bay area than in 30 years...
May 7th
Happened across @ev and @biz on The View. They just announced Verified Accounts. Badges for the real...
May 7th
Walk home view: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 7th
Tres mariachis: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 7th
The Things Women Say About One Another
May 7th
“They don’t believe alcohol is a contributing factor to the tree falling on the...
May 6th
http://twitpic.com/4my06 - Walk home view
May 6th
Homeless man asked if he could be my roommate then gave me unsolicited stinky hug. I did not hug...
May 6th
The Hills is horrible/awesome: “She drinks a lot.” “Yeah, she, like, probably,...
May 6th
Feeling a little soggy, ranty. Wet Commute: When It Rains, It Stupids: http://urlzen.com/f5c
May 6th
There is no excuse for riding your bike on the sidewalk: http://urlzen.com/f6q
May 6th
http://twitpic.com/4myfh - Tres mariachis
May 6th
Affirmative: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 6th
I dig it: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 6th
“Been around the world and I-I-I-I, I can’t find my baby.” Thanks, Pandora. I...
May 5th
Shawarma? Jerk chicken? Soba noodles? Kebabs? What street food does San Francisco most need next?...
May 5th
My Firefox broswer now has an adorable fox sliding down a train of pink hearts. I can face this...
May 5th
Waiting on indian food delivery and watching Wall Street for the first time.
May 5th
As many kids as have solicited me for money for their basketball team, all bay area schools should...
May 5th
Bought myself a reminder: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 5th
Spirited kenny loggins versus kenny rogers debate underway. Loggins keeps pulling ahead.
May 4th
http://twitpic.com/4iht7 - Bought myself a reminder
May 4th
Cowboy hat keeps telling the bus driver, “let’s roll,” like he is george bush or...
May 4th
Si! Yo quiero churros y chocolate caliente. But there is no room. Next time.
May 4th
Infused: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 4th
“let’s go see some naked daughters and moms” is so good i almost can’t stand...
May 3rd
http://twitpic.com/4g7s6 - Infused
May 3rd
watching people prep food for a going-away party for a kickass SF chef who is leaving his job. no...
May 3rd
this whole day has kept sucking in new and different ways
May 3rd
Think I will wait: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 3rd
http://twitpic.com/4ccnk - Cautious commuter
May 2nd
Listening to my co-worker talk about his “meatball sub made with pizza slices as the...
May 2nd
OH: “This is Frank. He is my emotional support dog so that I don’t have to go on...
May 2nd
http://twitpic.com/4dihw - Think I will wait
May 2nd
He: reading erotica. She: diary writing.: Sent via...
May 2nd
Fried chicken lollipops: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 2nd
Cautious commuter: Swine-flu face mask?
May 2nd