Listening to my co-worker talk about his “meatball sub made with pizza slices as the...
May 2nd
http://twitpic.com/4ccnk - Cautious commuter
May 2nd
OH: “This is Frank. He is my emotional support dog so that I don’t have to go on...
May 2nd
http://twitpic.com/4dihw - Think I will wait
May 2nd
He: reading erotica. She: diary writing.: Sent via...
May 2nd
Fried chicken lollipops: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 2nd
Cautious commuter: Swine-flu face mask?
May 2nd
If I were a man I would definitely wear (a hint!) of cologne. Also, I would pee on something far...
May 1st
http://twitpic.com/4a0eb - Litter
May 1st
That might be the drunkest thing I have ever twittered. Save for that misguided waxing tweet.
May 1st
http://twitpic.com/4a26x - Nah, I’m good
May 1st
Oh. Em. Gee. It is wednesday. Hell yes, I need a margarita. WHAT.
May 1st
Margaritas on a monday? Belly says hell yes.
May 1st
This bar, ave, in oakland has fried chicken lollipops. I am conflicted.
May 1st
http://twitpic.com/4b2hh - He: reading erotica. She: diary writing.
May 1st
http://twitpic.com/4b62z - Fried chicken lollipops
May 1st
You guys! @lavidalibre is coming to Nashville w/ me! Only for 3 nights & 2 days, but I’m...
May 1st
Trackbacks sure went the way of the 8-track, did they not?
May 1st
In 1976, 24% of the US population was vaccinated for swine flu. Watch the ‘76 commercials for...
May 1st
Miss Dumbass California & her fake, pageant-paid-for-boobs are in an ad about saving opposite...
May 1st
What is great about this oakland blogger meet-up is how many people who have no blog came just...
May 1st
Dark time, oakland: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 1st
Litter: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 1st
Nah, I’m good: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
May 1st
Wait, I was not at The Crazy Chicken, I was at The Big Crazy Taco. Either way, crazy.
Apr 30th
Drunk dude on BART keeps calling me “hot stuff” and shooting me with his fake finger...
Apr 30th
that guy came over and sat next to me and said; “i see you.” he smelled like mad dog.
Apr 30th
http://twitpic.com/49372 - Dark time, oakland
Apr 30th
If you buy A’s tickets, MLB.com and oaklandathletics.com will spam your ass 12 ways til...
Apr 30th
Security is a facade.
Apr 30th
I Live There
Apr 30th
Yes
Apr 30th
I think I was a little too eager when they offered me the gas at the dentist this time. Assistant...
Apr 29th
Watching a child with teeth made of metal pull bag after bag of chips and candy from his backpack....
Apr 29th
at el pollo loco for a taco. it was a test of wills not to go burrito.
Apr 29th
I have had “working on my night cheese” stuck in my head for nearly a week.
Apr 29th
Was going to go to my old stylist at Tangerine in Murfreesboro, but she moved to Texas. Tennessee I...
Apr 29th
http://twitpic.com/45ylg - Peet’s is not disneyland, oh no
Apr 29th
All the single ladies: move to san francisco and get yourself a dog. Instant ass. Seriously, this...
Apr 29th
He is sketching the girl near the doors: Sent via BlackBerry...
Apr 29th
Special effects for my evening run: Sent via BlackBerry by...
Apr 29th
Peet’s is not disneyland, oh no: Sent via BlackBerry...
Apr 29th
so windy i just saw a witch on a bike fly by
Apr 28th
Feeling so, so, so happy for a friend who totally deserves it.
Apr 28th
http://twitpic.com/44vaq - He is sketching the girl near the doors
Apr 28th
Neighbor uses a dove body wasg bottle to prop up bathroom window. Permanently. Ghetto or...
Apr 28th
Yay! My photoshoot (shot by the incredible Tangobaby) is now online: http://urlzen.com/eb6 [ALSO: I...
Apr 28th
http://twitpic.com/44zre - Special effects for my evening run
Apr 28th
RAM. Let me show you how cheap it is.
Apr 28th
I’d rather this guy not pick his nose in the restaurant. Why, then, CAN’T I STOP...
Apr 28th
Just learned that Anne Bancroft was only 36 when she played Mrs. Robinson. My whole world just...
Apr 28th
What is Going on Here, Sleep?
Apr 28th
Sunday: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 28th
Barhopping in the haight before the midnight showing of The Room at The Red Vic.
Apr 27th
Just sent @lavidalibre to the store for bacon. Soon as he left I opened up the NY Times. Top story:...
Apr 27th
You can’t see it, can you?: Sent via BlackBerry by...
Apr 27th
Want $10K a month for blogging about wine in Sonoma? With free housing? No, really:...
Apr 25th
Vitamin water 10 tastes like medicine.
Apr 25th
My dad is letting me drive his pick-up truck the week I come home to Nashville. This means no car...
Apr 25th
Endless sirens and that damn pigeon cooing: my urban alarm clock has rung
Apr 25th
Thanks to @sfist I get to see one of my favorite filmmaker’s best movies this Sunday for free....
Apr 25th
OH: “I saw him in a coat and a tie and knew he wasn’t getting the job. He’d have a...
Apr 25th
BART train on fire at Bayfair station.
Apr 25th
if you’d have told me 20 years ago i would have unfollowed @donniewahlberg, i would have...
Apr 25th
Typical dinner for @lisey and me (the way we roll): Sent via...
Apr 25th
“Kafka would have had a Twitter feed!”...
Apr 24th
How much do I love that Jamie Lee Curtis lets her hair go naturally gray? Oh, lots.
Apr 24th
http://twitpic.com/3vc8p - Typical dinner for @lisey and me (the way we roll)
Apr 24th
Broiling hot tuesday; foggy, cool and windy thursday. I still assume there is rhyme or reason. But...
Apr 24th
Despite what BART’s document says, you actually CAN Twitter at board meetings. You only must...
Apr 24th
Like the Hate for Blogs of Yesteryear
Apr 23rd
This hidden park has a security guard. Who told me to sit up, that I could not lie on the bench....
Apr 23rd
Sunning my legs in this little hidden park with the manmade creek. Lying on a bench. Drinking in the...
Apr 23rd
BART says: No Twittering or live-blogging our board meetings: http://urlzen.com/du9
Apr 23rd
No, I am not watching Bring It On: All or Nothing.
Apr 23rd
i skipped working out this morning, went back to sleep and dreamed a was a lazy ass.
Apr 23rd
I was going to scold this reporter for calling it the morning after pill, but then the OB/GYN he...
Apr 23rd
Equality California invited Miss California to meet with leaders & reps from LGBT orgs, gay...
Apr 23rd
Cotton candy sky: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 23rd
Thoughts on Gavin Newsom’s Governor candidate announcement video: http://urlzen.com/dp6
Apr 22nd
Of COURSE there is dried toothpaste on my face in the video interview I did today.
Apr 22nd
Waiting to interview @amusebouchesf but his line is very long.
Apr 22nd
Video interview with @amusebouchecart’s Murat, who was kicked out of 24th St BART yesterday:...
Apr 22nd
http://twitpic.com/3psro - Man of the house
Apr 22nd
Praising the housing gods for A/C.
Apr 22nd
this heat in the bay area would remind me of home only if there was so much humidity it feels like...
Apr 22nd
http://twitpic.com/3r0oe - Cotton candy sky
Apr 22nd
http://twitpic.com/3qgr7 - Taxi and a prius tangoed
Apr 22nd
Sexy class was canceled. :(
Apr 22nd
Man of the house: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 22nd
Taxi and a prius tangoed: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 22nd
Watch
A Taste of the Amuse-Bouche Guy
Apr 21st
A Taste of the Amuse-Bouche Guy
Apr 21st
First Time for Frisbee Golf
Apr 21st
A Taste of San Francisco’s Amuse-Bouche Guy
Apr 21st
Reporters are trying to find a person who thinks pot is bad & one who thinks shaking hands with...
Apr 21st
Just signed up for a sexy class!
Apr 21st
walked a mile in jeans. drenched. i haven’t perspired like this since august in TN.
Apr 21st
At ohlone dog park with @coopertootie.
Apr 21st
Headed to berkeley for my weekly appointment. Where it is no doubt even hotter.
Apr 21st
RT @cremebruleecart it’s 4/20 & the dude abides. limited edition big lebowski inspired...
Apr 21st
RT @bennygold http://twitpic.com/3o6s7 - SF gets really weird when it’s hot out - WOW!
Apr 21st
Hair did: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 21st
Park’s a lil crowded, and everyone’s half naked:...
Apr 21st
Me in his glasses: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 21st
Dolores park: Been offered THC salt water taffy, pot peanut butter candy, marijuana brandy and 1...
Apr 20th
Dolores park vendor update: have since been offered “shroom chocolates” and spotted...
Apr 20th
looking over photo shoot results from yesterday, and am vwry pleased. the photgrapher is really...
Apr 20th
http://twitpic.com/3mo0s - Park’s a lil crowded, and everyone’s half naked
Apr 20th
http://twitpic.com/3mntt - Hair did
Apr 20th
Another SF breakfast fail: liberty cafe offered a fritatta with green onions and mozz and I got...
Apr 20th
Vendor experience complete: saw truffle guy and bought a tart from the amuse-bouche guy. Yay!
Apr 20th
rocking fake eyelashes and on my way to play frisbee golf in novato.
Apr 19th
My favorite shoes: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 19th
Fake lashes: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 19th
RT @jimray Apparently, @oprah doesn’t fave, she yells “YOU GET A STAR! YOU GET A...
Apr 18th
RT @cremebruleecart “thank sweet jesus this week is over. let’s have some creme brulee,...
Apr 18th
San Rafael Police Department has a Twitter account. Already off to a cracking start:...
Apr 18th
RT @ohheygreat Hello everyone. Have you sparkled today? http://tinyurl.com/sparkleparts
Apr 18th
PR in my inbox: “Joel Comm is the #1 Twitter expert and anyone on Twitter knows Joel.”...
Apr 18th
Something tells me this couple always making out in the park aren’t supposed to be doing so....
Apr 18th
If you do that weird, girly, high-pitched achoo sneeze thing I refuse to bless you.
Apr 18th
Albinigator @ cal academy of sciences: see also:...
Apr 18th
Sorry, That’s Funny
Apr 17th
RT @mager Boss catch you using Twitter at work a lot? Make it look like an Excel spreadsheet:...
Apr 17th
My wardrobe impresses many a four year old girl. I think it is the pink coat.
Apr 17th
RT @dooboo “You look so cute, Barack Obama, little sweetie!” [The crush extends to all...
Apr 17th
If the upstairs neighbor put her high heels on just prior to leaving, and not before, I would not...
Apr 17th
“Who wants to go to Michigan?” @lisey is not sold on the Mitten State’s tourism...
Apr 17th
I can already taste the beer: Sent via BlackBerry by...
Apr 17th
I made a citrus bean salad: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 17th
http://twitpic.com/3drlt - I made a citrus bean salad
Apr 16th
too ill to drag my ass to bed. the cold chills are especially awesome.
Apr 16th
still struggling, but in a much better place than last night. sheesh.
Apr 16th
Yes, we all want to hear your unsolicited, uninformed comments that a cursory look at cable network...
Apr 15th
The guy who questioned whether or not “google makes that much money” has a prediction...
Apr 15th
There are just over 240 steps from my house up to the top of Bernal Heights park.
Apr 15th
Jesus wept: 3 days worth of my twitter updates disappeared.
Apr 15th
Trying really hard not to ralph.
Apr 15th
Zipcar sends me an email with the subject: Let’s hang out on Facebook. Might as well have...
Apr 15th
i think i may have gotten whatever @lavidalibre came down with this weekend. heave ahoy. :(
Apr 15th
Taxes done, and the world feels lighter.
Apr 14th
SF smells more like piss than usual today.
Apr 14th
Pretending I didn’t just see that a Flickr user who favorited a photo of my dog’s butt...
Apr 14th
It is pretty amazing the things you can eliminate from your life that you once thought were...
Apr 14th
So stoked to see @coopertootie tomorrow. Pt. Isabel and tongue kisses.
Apr 14th
Overheard @ powell st bart: “oh hey, yeah. I am in palo alto.”
Apr 14th
Standard: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 14th
http://twitpic.com/38uk7 - Standard
Apr 13th
planning an easter sunday hike with @lavidalibre. zipcaring to point reyes. (where the cheese at?)
Apr 13th
http://twitpic.com/36j3u - BEHOLD!
Apr 12th
Tourist on the 10-townsend. Good for them!: Sent via...
Apr 12th
Oysters and sushi at yoyo’s: Sent via BlackBerry by...
Apr 12th
BEHOLD!: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 12th
Hold the Sauce
Apr 11th
http://twitpic.com/34ygi - Oysters and sushi at yoyo’s
Apr 11th
Lindsay’s Lohan’s ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, will be spinning at Slide tonight in...
Apr 11th
Lost count of the times I have had to jump back onto the sidewalk to avoid getting nailed by a car...
Apr 11th
False outrage has a short shelf life.
Apr 11th
As I typed that a car ran the red light as pedstrians started across. No lie.
Apr 11th
Good way to get killed: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 11th
Evidence of new desk; bliss, indeed: Sent via BlackBerry by...
Apr 11th
Pre-remote TV: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 11th
Flirting with my shadow: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 11th
Nashvillewx.com isn’t the place it once was. Registry requirements killed commenting.
Apr 10th
I have watched this kid dance three times already: http://tinyurl.com/dxx2jn
Apr 10th
Shorty Can Move
Apr 10th
Chained Chest
Apr 10th
In Her Elevator Right Now
Apr 10th
Tornadoes touching down in Middle TN. Stay safe, kids!
Apr 10th
http://twitpic.com/33wu9 - Evidence of new desk; bliss, indeed
Apr 10th
http://twitpic.com/33ovq - Good way to get killed
Apr 10th
just saw my first ad on Twitter thanks (?) to @breakingnews
Apr 10th
screamed “KEEP IT DOWN” to the recycling stealers in the alley, and it worked! who can i...
Apr 10th
take it from me: watch @lancekrall in Free Radio tonight on VH-1. he makes the hahas.
Apr 10th
Went without my blackberry all day, and managed to keep my brains in tact. But, welcome home,...
Apr 10th
So, I went back to writing about Yelp on the work blog: http://urlzen.com/btk
Apr 10th
OH: “One time me and my mother got together and got really intoxicated and wrote up a...
Apr 10th
Through the Window at the Bar
Apr 9th
I want to get a cake made that says “Yay! New Desk!,” and have a small party.
Apr 9th
I have a new desk, a new keyboard, a new neighbor and teeny tiny antiquated 12” Zenith TV. I...
Apr 9th
A guy I know thinks I am ornery. Just poured on a little Southern honey, and it worked.
Apr 9th
Dan Miller is dead? i thought he would live forever. Nashville is no doubt very sad.
Apr 9th
OH: I got on the 9-X accidentally. Was the first bus I saw, the next thing I knew I was on the...
Apr 9th
Light out at broadway and battery intersection. Mass chaos.
Apr 9th
the lady announcing trivia questions has a super strong irish accent, upping the degree of...
Apr 9th
the lady announcing trivia questions has a super strong irish accent making the degree of difficult...
Apr 9th
RT @transbay: Nice reporting @sfappeal http://tinyurl.com/dmw5dk
Apr 9th
Little rider: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 9th
Yep. Yet again.: see also:...
Apr 9th
Everyone thinks that is a cow. Somehow.: Sent via BlackBerry...
Apr 9th
Pirates!
Apr 9th
Eye on Blogs fans, all 6 of you, we are having technical difficulties of a large magnitude. Stay...
Apr 9th
RT @cbs5 See smoke? Schnitzer Steel, located at 1101 Embarcadero in Oakland, is on fire, according...
Apr 9th
This blog platform is about as useful as tits on a boar hog.
Apr 8th
http://twitpic.com/30eon - Everyone thinks that is a cow. Somehow.
Apr 8th
I Can’t Find You If the Horizon is Always...
Apr 8th
http://twitpic.com/2zb0u - Little rider
Apr 8th
Can’t believe I went so long not eating sweet potatoes. Like dessert!
Apr 8th
I saw a chick yesterday wearing high-heeled galoshes. Heels, people.
Apr 8th
This bus smells like ten tons of vomit. It might be the guy with puke all over his sweatshirt.
Apr 8th
49 bus-the fresh paint smells nauseating: Sent via...
Apr 8th
“These punks got no respect for nothin’”:...
Apr 8th
Dinner: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 8th
Why my seat at work sucks: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 8th
Back again!: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 8th
Okay, Giants fans: Garlic Fries? Crab Sandwich? What is the best stadium food available at AT&T...
Apr 8th
RT @breakingnews Judge rules that Cal copter pilot who let porn actress perform oral sex on him...
Apr 8th
Scheduling a date on Thursday with TurboTax. He almost never puts out.
Apr 7th
Rain and cool weather be damned. I want to be eating garlic fries and drinking anchor steam at...
Apr 7th
Do you hate listening to voicemail? Do you turn your voicemails into text? CBS5 wants to talk to...
Apr 7th
Me, FTC and TV
Apr 7th
This fruit salad is right on the edge.
Apr 7th
yep, still up. when you suck i suck at sleeping.
Apr 7th
went bed early so i could easily get up and work out. strategy failed as it is 4:45 am. that is a...
Apr 7th
that was just supposed to say “i suck at sleeping,” but those errant extra words made...
Apr 7th
http://twitpic.com/2xr17 - 49 bus-the fresh paint smells nauseating
Apr 7th
Is 6 years in jail too harsh a punishment for a woman who accidentally killed a motorist while text...
Apr 7th
Late afternoon light: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 7th
Phillies cupcakes: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 7th
About to watch the wire: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 7th
Baseball watching at work: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 7th
RT @21stamendment “twitterbrew release today at 4PM. Come down and enjoy “Spring...
Apr 7th
Carless in SF? If you opt for Muni/BART over bicycle transit, why is that? http://urlzen.com/b9k
Apr 7th
http://twitpic.com/2x6zz - Baseball watching at work
Apr 6th
Filmed on Location in San Francisco
Apr 6th
Started the week by failing to rinse the conditioner out of my hair.
Apr 6th
deciding whether to make cookies or cupcakes for MLB opening night.
Apr 6th
“Street car” in the mission: Sent via BlackBerry...
Apr 6th
Dancing in the street: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 6th
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 6th
Makeup for TV: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 5th
Waiting my turn: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 5th
Mission Mission clip at caffeinated comics: Sent via...
Apr 5th
Si se puede: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 5th
Love a parade: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 5th
http://twitpic.com/2ttxn - Si se puede
Apr 5th
San Francisco needs to step up its breakfast game in a big way. Culinary capital? Not for the first...
Apr 5th
http://twitpic.com/2ttyr - Love a parade
Apr 5th
Ed Jew got 5.5 years in prison! Diggity dang, I guess that head injury defense failed.
Apr 4th
Suing Bloggers Over Online Reviews: http://urlzen.com/au4
Apr 4th
FTC plans to hold bloggers liable for false claims if they got the product for free. You blog review...
Apr 4th
http://twitpic.com/2roub - Floor of the 14
Apr 4th
http://twitpic.com/2sk7o - Mission Mission clip at caffeinated comics
Apr 4th
http://twitpic.com/2sgtn - Waiting my turn
Apr 4th
Gonna be on CBS 5 at 6 pm discussing new FTC regulations for companies and bloggers. LIVE. Oh,...
Apr 4th
Heading upstairs for my spot in the B block. The nervous.
Apr 4th
@ Liberty Cafe bakery: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 4th
Splurge night: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 4th
Floor of the 14: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 4th
Fun labios tip: Add en2es@bot.talk.google.com & es2en@bot.talk.google.com to GoogleTalk contacts...
Apr 3rd
http://twitpic.com/2qwi3 - @ Liberty Cafe bakery
Apr 3rd
Note: if you lose your check card and need to write checks, safeway only accepts 2 a week. Learned...
Apr 3rd
SF man with creme brulee cart uses Twitter to update people about where he and his torch will be...
Apr 3rd
Excited to have found @signalkorps on the ol’ Twitter. Hi, friend!
Apr 3rd
RT @LanceKrall: Tonight! Free Radio Season 2! 11pm on Vh1! Please help me spread the word! *Season 1...
Apr 3rd
Hey, all y’all in Berkeley: Notice any pedestrians getting ticketed for jaywalking?...
Apr 3rd
RT @WKRN: “Funnel Cloud near Ashland City, tornado warning in effect” (That is my...
Apr 3rd
Dear Media: “The pair decided to drug the [13 yo] girl so Calloway could have sex with...
Apr 3rd
East Bay Express staffers wonder how to save their newspaper. In song. And in “lipdub”...
Apr 3rd
Poll: Do you say “liable to” or “how come?”. Include location with answer,...
Apr 3rd
I miss tornado weather. I know it can be devastating, but I miss the crazy clouds, the radar...
Apr 3rd
It counts more when you get a “how YOU doin’?” from a cop.
Apr 3rd
Two day old RT @tomh just learned that the literal translation of “squirrel” from german...
Apr 3rd
With media orgs changing, who will protect the journalists? http://urlzen.com/ara
Apr 3rd
Still marveling at what a huge success my fish tacos were last night. Cilantro slaw stole the show.
Apr 3rd
Poppy Seed Muffin and Chai for a Buck
Apr 2nd
How (I Think) Newsrooms Can Use Twitter
Apr 2nd
RT @evilamy Universal Truth: straight men are frightened by eyelash curlers. (some assume they are...
Apr 2nd
CNN: “There is no denying Michelle Obama is a rock star.” Um, she shreds? In a widely...
Apr 2nd
Remember nutty buddies and RC, pencil break on the back of the bus and lisa frank trapper keepers?
Apr 2nd
Sheeeeeeit, I just now remembered it is April Fool’s Day. My dread blocked it out of my mind....
Apr 2nd
Excited about making dinner later for a cute boy.
Apr 2nd
S&21 post: How (I Think) Newsrooms Can Use Twitter http://urlzen.com/aka
Apr 2nd
Hi, sutro, I see you: On the 24-Divisadero.
Apr 2nd
New art near embarcadero center: Sent via BlackBerry by...
Apr 2nd
NOPE: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Apr 2nd
Everyone Was Dancing
Apr 1st