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This time of day this newsroom sounds like a hive. With occasional yelling.
Jan 31st
RT @cbs5 Crowd reacts with loud outburst outside court as former BART officer gets bail set at $3m...
Jan 31st
DEAR NEWS: PETA knew its ad would be rejected. You are why it makes the sexist ads that it does....
Jan 31st
Did you take my pen?/No./It looks like mine./Isn’t that a coincidence?/What? That you took my...
Jan 31st
BART cop who shot Grant was overheard by witnesses: “I’m going to tase him.”
Jan 31st
UPDATE: “Witness” who heard cop say he was going to tase Grant was a BART officer. The...
Jan 31st
RT @chicobangs Waiting for the day that “Michael, the Magic Negro” first gets played on...
Jan 31st
Just confused a blob of wasabi with a piece of avocado and popped it into my mouth. I fail at lunch.
Jan 31st
Brie is now following me on Twitter. The cheese, it is starting to love me back.
Jan 31st
What I Saw on the Way: http://tinyurl.com/akgcdt
Jan 30th
I keep forgetting I sliced a chunk of my hand off. I quickly remember when I try to use it to hoist...
Jan 30th
What I Saw on the Way
Jan 30th
I dream in headlines: “woman stores feet in a glass jar on stove for warming while playing...
Jan 30th
Neighbor kitty friend: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 30th
2 aleve and some white wine later, and my hand is still throbbing. perhaps i should not cut part of...
Jan 30th
Eating chicken pot pie at liberty cafe. So, so good. Now wonder it made the list:...
Jan 30th
sliced the heel of my hand off with fancy cheese tool. i’m not ER-bound or anything, but omg...
Jan 30th
Cheese knife wound: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 30th
He loves her: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 30th
Holy chicken pot pie: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 30th
I missed the popcorn party on the 67: Sent via BlackBerry by...
Jan 30th
Eating San Francisco
Jan 30th
Dude is literally hocking and spitting onto the floors of the 67 bus, which are strewn with popcorn.
Jan 30th
OH: “I hope I get sick & die. Just because you won’t be nice to me…I’ll...
Jan 30th
ABC will layoff 6% of its workforce. :(
Jan 30th
Partially climbed the stairs to coit tower. Saw the parrots.
Jan 30th
Lunch break walk: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 30th
I can’t visit kokasexton.com at work because it has the word sex in it. But fuckedcompany?...
Jan 30th
RT @kcbs “A Federal judge has denied a request to keep donors to CA’s anti-gay marriage...
Jan 30th
My fortune cookie says I display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy, bitches.
Jan 29th
Pretty incredible how quickly the inside of your mouth heals. Go, go, human body!
Jan 29th
I love my life, but I would be lying if I said I wasn’t constantly waiting for the other shoe...
Jan 29th
just did some meeting and greeting.
Jan 29th
waiting for the 10-townsend, i hope it does not roll on by me this time.
Jan 29th
How hard would it be to use a U-Haul in a high speed chase? You’d think impossible, but this...
Jan 29th
Okay, the driver of said getaway U-Haul just might be a woman. Forgive my assumption.
Jan 29th
Viewer emails are best: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 29th
Can news behind a pay wall save a dying industry? I don’t think so: http://urlzen.com/5av
Jan 29th
Conference call hold music sounds like The Grateful Dead, but surely not.
Jan 28th
Taking F-Market to work today.
Jan 28th
New route: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 28th
F Market commute: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 28th
The guy at walgreens did not know what crutches were.
Jan 28th
Due to economy in the crapper, Haight Street shop kitty is out of a job:...
Jan 28th
Cut and color from a men’s salon: Sent via BlackBerry...
Jan 28th
Yep, there they are. Heads up, drool.: Sent via BlackBerry...
Jan 28th
Kinda hope do: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 28th
RT @mikemcguff Here comes the future of TV news - http://is.gd/hrLB
Jan 28th
I’m moving back to Typepad. Soon: http://brittneyg.typepad.com/
Jan 28th
Rick Sanchez needs to switch to decaf.
Jan 28th
I have an SNL song about extremely premature ejaculation happening in one’s trousers stuck in...
Jan 27th
Now I lay me down.: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 27th
reading “twin peaks” zines by lamplight. no pie and coffee cause it is bedtime.
Jan 27th
the whistling has evolved into an attempt to put lyrics to fur elise + what must be a ukelele. charm...
Jan 27th
“Chinese people, jews and vegetarians are a lot alike because…” Man, I wish I had...
Jan 27th
love it when i can hear my neighbors chatting outside my bedroom window. right now a man is...
Jan 27th
Guy pretending to sleep with his bag in the seat did not win.
Jan 27th
Tiny little san francisco: just ran into @lisey at embarcadero bart, talked dinner plans.
Jan 27th
RT @cbs5 Linking to the competition! Eye on Blogs has an updated list of Bay Area media orgs using...
Jan 27th
Croutons laugh in the face of a plastic fork.
Jan 27th
American Apparel responds to hipsters who don’t want that hipster shit in the Mission:...
Jan 27th
so many outfits in my eyeline seem to have been based on a dare.
Jan 26th
And just like that…Monday.
Jan 26th
The wind through the trees on bernal sounds straight out of the wizard of oz. Expecting a flying...
Jan 26th
Me, choking on toasted walnut bread: *cough, cough* / @lavidalibre: “do you need the...
Jan 25th
#myfirstjob cerified sandwich artist
Jan 25th
Not feeling so swift.
Jan 23rd
snatches of conversation outside my window. i can tell it is easy between them.
Jan 23rd
pears are caramelizing.
Jan 23rd
My whole life the joke was: brittney can’t cook. Well, she begs to differ.
Jan 23rd
impressed by @r’s prediction. i did not have that much faith.
Jan 23rd
Turns out I can cook.: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 23rd
I just showed this chicken who is boss.
Jan 23rd
Nashville, I am proud of you. Enhorabuena por la votacion en la ignorancia.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
just walked up on a couple in the throes of a serious make-out session. outside. in this park. acted...
Jan 23rd
BEST
Jan 23rd
I created a list of Bay Area media outlet that Twitter. Would love to see Oak Tribune & SFBG...
Jan 23rd
My former employer is having money woes: http://tinyurl.com/cewqr9
Jan 22nd
I am eating the ripest pear in America. It must be. It’s perfect.
Jan 22nd
San Francisco, our time of spring-weather-in-winter-induced smugness has ended.
Jan 22nd
make me proud, nashville. please vote no today.
Jan 22nd
thanks to @sfbart i know to take another route to work. (@lisey, don’t take bart!)
Jan 22nd
Better Than Chocolate
Jan 22nd
The 67 bus is so big and clean and awesome, with its hangy down straps for the shawties.
Jan 22nd
Bye!: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 22nd
Something you may not have known: When cheerleaders enter a room, people notice.
Jan 22nd
Annnnd I just accidentally updated the @cbs5 account with some @brittneyg silliness. Immediate...
Jan 22nd
Get to know @njudah: http://tinyurl.com/cnyxlv
Jan 22nd
I did not need to see my ex’s handle bar mustache, Facebook.
Jan 22nd
Okay, okay, you LOST freaks. I’m clearing my calendar to catch up. There better be some polar...
Jan 22nd
Loud Pipes on Bikes: A Lifesaver or Not? http://tinyurl.com/9rgh5e
Jan 22nd
When I was caught up on LOST I was a huge fan. Now, when I think of going back to catch up the...
Jan 22nd
Best dressed yesterday: Sasha Obama. Hot pink and orange? With red shoes? Yes, please.
Jan 22nd
My roommate is mentioned in Wired today. @lisey, she’s more famous-er than you think....
Jan 21st
exercise or climb back in bed an read fitness magazine for a while? what to do?
Jan 21st
Trying not to openly weep at work. RT @vidiot_ The Big Picture outdoes itself:...
Jan 21st
that gold-digging skank from Real Housewives did not make out with her friend’s son! worst TBC...
Jan 21st
Carrying popeye’s chicken on a bus should be criminal. But the 14 reeks, so, it is welcomed.
Jan 21st
i want that kindergartener’s dress.
Jan 21st
Love lost: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 21st
simply because i look skinny here
Jan 21st
wedding B&W
Jan 21st
couple
Jan 21st
OH: “Obama should ghost ride down the parade route.”...
Jan 21st
SF parking is out of control. Co-worker just said there was no meter where he parked this morning,...
Jan 21st
RT @qoolquest dude in that hat look like cliff huxtable during the t-giving ep that claire made him...
Jan 21st
RT @ epicurious Barack Obama’s inaugural menu, recipes included http://tinyurl.com/8l8l4q
Jan 21st
Katie Couric, despite anchoring live all day, just added @cbs5 as a Twitter contact. That’s...
Jan 21st
Uh Oh Oh
Jan 21st
OH: “San Francisco re-joined the United States of America again today.”
Jan 20th
Waiting for the burrito eater.
Jan 20th
OH: “San Francisco: We love to eat almost as much as we like to look at ourselves in the...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
OK!: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 19th
Birthday brunch: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 18th
Exploring: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 18th
RT @tommangan Just got invited to facebook group: “Make the fried chicken the state bird of...
Jan 17th
this warm weather is awesome. now. bring on the wildfires. :(
Jan 17th
What I am wearing mid-january: Sent via BlackBerry by...
Jan 17th
Hudson Crash Already Being Exploited http://tinyurl.com/8kfolg
Jan 16th
The last update was my 3900th. Not sure why I am saying this aloud, except that DAMN can I...
Jan 16th
In which I opine, again. This is becoming a habit: Was the Hudson Crash Really A Miracle?...
Jan 16th
Man wearing swastika on his paper-made fake bomb is having his picture made with a poster that says...
Jan 16th
Not elite: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 16th
Countdown to the end of the world, according to crazy yelly lady, because the 666 is coming into the...
Jan 16th
because the 12-folsom was there the 10 just skipped our stop. wtf.
Jan 16th
waiting for 10-tonsend to take me to tequila land
Jan 16th
In which I opine. BART Shooting: Affect of Citizen Video: http://tinyurl.com/bartcellvid
Jan 15th
Annnnnd I just confused “affect” with “effect” and sent the message to 926...
Jan 15th
Eye on Blogs talks cell phone video - BART Shooting: Affect of Citizen Video:...
Jan 15th
Thanks be to @lisey for the Lush honeycomb soap. I smell good enough to smear on toast or drizzle in...
Jan 15th
Smile Time
Jan 15th
Fat pigeons hang out outside my window. They sing me songs they have forgotten the lyrics to. They...
Jan 15th
:( of the now: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 15th
Now that I board BART going the *other way* I can actually get a seat. Cuz I totally need to sit...
Jan 15th
I don’t watch American Idol for a reason, Twitter.
Jan 15th
Some people like to argue. Huh.
Jan 15th
I must move on.
Jan 15th
i took the tortilla off my burrito to make it more nutritious. Turns out the tortilla sort of makes...
Jan 15th
I’m about to blow this site up with submissions: http://overheardinthenewsroom.com/
Jan 15th
RT @cbs5 BART officer who killed Oscar Grant is being charged with murder, not manslaughter. What do...
Jan 15th
The things are alright.
Jan 14th
Tiny Scene
Jan 14th
The cheeto bag is still there.
Jan 14th
El faralito burrito procured. About to hop the 14 bus to home. I like living here, did you know...
Jan 14th
I love tutus: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 14th
Sad sad soap all dressed in black: Sent via BlackBerry by...
Jan 14th
Taking a rail car to union square. My god, I love this town.
Jan 14th
“Fucking Pussy Roll of Sausage”
Jan 14th
Yet another word used only by journalists: “shuttered”
Jan 14th
To keep up with news about TN GOP Speaker of the House COMPLETE AND TOTAL UPSET, read Post Politics:...
Jan 13th
Major shit went down in TN today. 1st GOP Speaker since 69, & it went to a guy nominated by...
Jan 13th
RT: @cbs5: Amber Alert: 8-year-old girl abducted in San Jose. Look for black 1997 Chevy LIC 3VLS142.
Jan 13th
Waiting for a bus at 30th and mission. It has been 10 minutes. Oh look, there is one now.
Jan 13th
A lil self linkage: I made Nieman Reports http://tinyurl.com/9y95yf and The Weekly Yelp...
Jan 13th
listening to krs-one. headed for homemade enchiladas and refried beans, courtesy of @lisey.
Jan 13th
“Ppl tend to stick to their own size. unless they’re romantic, (where) the difference is...
Jan 13th
Now I know: The Cookie Crisp cartoon dude on the box is named Cookie Jarvis.
Jan 13th
Okay, now that I look around no one is here. I am ten tons of creeped out. Did I just BART to...
Jan 13th
My shrink is late.
Jan 13th
Sunday Was a Great Day
Jan 13th
Vegetable soup should have potatoes in it: Yay or nay?
Jan 13th
Thank you, Google, for offering Google Alerts for my RSS Reader, and for making it easy to switch...
Jan 12th
Turning over new leaves. They are pretty under there.
Jan 12th
Porch view: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 12th
Tall and proud: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 12th
Sunday is a great day: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 12th
picking up burritos, then up the hill to watch titans football.
Jan 11th
No, I am not eating Cheetos.
Jan 10th
sickish
Jan 9th
bad part about listening to girl talk: getting dirty lyrics stuck in your head: “face down,...
Jan 9th
Cooking dinner: chicken parmesan, whole wheat spaghetti with olive oil and garlic w ceasar salad
Jan 9th
I made this.: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 9th
All West Coast Curbed Media editors have been let go. :( http://tinyurl.com/94pmd7
Jan 9th
Break walking: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 9th
Calling bullshit: “Waffle House claims to be the world’s leading server of...
Jan 9th
There is a calm on the internets today. I won’t mention the reason for this peace, lest that...
Jan 9th
New music discoveries are a tiny but like falling in love. Or lust. Depending.
Jan 8th
Today, if you look at me wrong, I might cry.
Jan 8th
Just discovering The Go! Team. Like.
Jan 8th
RT @cbs5 Eye on Blogs asks: Were the protests in Oakland last night truly riots?...
Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
Back on the sauce: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 8th
What the Hell is that Noise?
Jan 8th
Inflammatory much, [redacted]?
Jan 8th
When I see that video of the BART officer shooting Grant my mind leaps to Pryzbylewski from The...
Jan 8th
Teen pregnancy rates are way up. Surely if we implemented more abstinence-only programs this problem...
Jan 8th
My roommate packs me a lunch everyday. She packs it in a brown paper sack and puts it by the front...
Jan 8th
New Bedroom View
Jan 8th
I have so many things to be happy about.
Jan 7th
Listening to grandiose hold music for upcoming conference call. There are gongs.
Jan 7th
Looking out my Bedroom Window: Sent via BlackBerry by...
Jan 7th
Just got misdirected birthday party invitation to an event called DOOWHACHOOLIKE. I am sorry I...
Jan 7th
okay, so far here’s what i have discovered about having cable: it makes me feel bad about my...
Jan 7th
Lisey made lumpia!!: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 7th
The flatmate made fried up lumpia for dinner. Thanks, @lisey.
Jan 7th
First time taking the J home. And, um, it is dark and I cannot see where I am.
Jan 7th
In honor of Barack Obama, Ben & Jerry’s has renamed its Butter Pecan flavor “Yes...
Jan 7th
WHY ARE YOGA CLASSES SO EXPENSIVE? Jesus.
Jan 7th
Taco Bell serves nachos in tortilla bowls. Meaning: fried chips, topped with meat, cheese & sour...
Jan 7th
Nominating “satchel” as the funniest word in the English language.
Jan 7th
I miss the days when I could mention anything political on the work blog, then just sit back and...
Jan 6th
This must make muni arrive faster: First ever fast pass....
Jan 6th
Cannot believe this iphone user has not turned off the clicky noise the keys make each time you hit...
Jan 6th
someone @ me 2 quarters. i am fifty cents shy of a bus ride.
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
Tearing my to-do list a new one.
Jan 6th
He’s good enough, he’s smart enough… http://tinyurl.com/9u9f6b
Jan 6th
Just realized my Twitter setting to *not* see @ replies has changed. There are @s everywhere.
Jan 6th
Seemingly prim woman is flossing her teeth on BART then—hang on, i may puke—sucking food...
Jan 6th
Save for when they fatally shoot you in the back: Sent via...
Jan 6th
On the phone with Comcast, now Time Warner Cable. I hate TWC as much as I hated Comcast so far.
Jan 6th
Unless I can find a paper bill, Comcast/Time Warner can’t access my acct. When I try to go...
Jan 6th
Time Warner just asked me to call the phone number I contacted them through on THIS VERY CALL for...
Jan 6th
45 minutes later I am off the phone with Comcast. Most blood-pressure raising call in recent...
Jan 6th
BART Shooting Video: What Do You See? http://tinyurl.com/6wpjka
Jan 6th
happy 2009, kids
Jan 5th
No more lost kids: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 5th
Licensed 2 shit on u: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 5th
Chz: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 5th
Berkeley bowl would be so awesome if it didn’t make me want to murder all within it.
Jan 5th
bloody mary pit stop on solano.
Jan 5th
call me paula dean: i am gonna make fudge pie for dessert tonight. yee-haw.
Jan 5th
Pit stop: Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T
Jan 5th
I dreamt about food all night.
Jan 4th
Icy cold milk in a frozen mug like dad does it.
Jan 4th
Still have about 5 of those mugs: Sent via BlackBerry by...
Jan 4th
at emmy’s spaghetti shack with @lisey. celebrating her move in day.
Jan 4th
just got cable after 7 yrs. THIS SHIT IS GREAT.
Jan 4th
planning norma rae/silwood double feature at the new place with @lisey.
Jan 4th
Splitting an it’s its ice cream sandwich w the new roomie. This is the real san francisco...
Jan 4th
planning norma rae/silkwood double feature at the new place w @lisey
Jan 4th
My new bedroom is like a tomb. Lack of natural light makes it look like midnight in here. Need...
Jan 4th
(in regards to my nail biting) “nature gave you a shield, and you ate it.” -@lavidalibre
Jan 4th
The sky out my living room window is an inky deep blue. Sutro’s red lights are winking at me.
Jan 3rd
Oh, the idiocy. It hurts me.
Jan 2nd
Using lunch break to buy sparking wine for tonight. Tonight, tonight, tonight. Can’t wait....
Jan 2nd
RT @r Remember - Friends don’t let friends tweet drunk. (Also known as the @gingersnaps rule.)
Jan 2nd
pretty sure i am dying from this headache
Jan 2nd
There should be cracker barrels everywhere. I wake up sometimes and for a few minutes still think I...
Jan 2nd