this is the girl

Bob Mueller is my friend on Facebook. This makes me really, really happy.

Aug 1st

Eating lunch. At 5:30.

Aug 1st

Wish me luck, twitter!

Aug 1st

If you type V.v.V into Google Chat the characters turn into an animated crab! Color me impressed!

Aug 1st

Is “knowledge workers” not the most insulting concept ever?

Aug 1st

I had a really awesome date last night.

Jul 31st

FAILparty photobooth: http://www.flickr.com/photos/shinesf/2719004496/sizes/o/in/photostream/

Jul 31st

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http://twitpic.com/5vye - @failparty w @fibbery

Jul 30th

http://twitpic.com/5vyk - love the failwhale

Jul 30th

Her: “on your blackberry…” me: “it is a blackjack” her: “oh,...

Jul 30th

I take it people who call it a “hooha” have never seen “Scent of a Woman.”

Jul 30th

headed t the @failwhale party with @lisey. crossing the bay bridge as i type.

Jul 30th

Ooh, paternity day on Maury! Maury: “How many kids does he have?” Guest: “He says...

Jul 30th

@failparty w @fibbery

Jul 30th

love the failwhale

Jul 30th

whalers

Jul 30th

Attn ladies: your “french pedicure” does not look french. It looks like someone drew on...

Jul 30th

Pier 39 bags, san francisco sweatshirts, fanny packs, confused looks on faces.

Jul 30th

Trying to find Berkeley city laws regarding permanent tethering of dogs. I’m so sick of seeing...

Jul 30th

Dear boy, you talk too much.

Jul 30th

Dear boy, you talk to much.

Jul 30th

http://twitpic.com/5u1d - advance copy of @mat’s book

Jul 30th

Have 3rd roommate showings scheduled for the weekend. This splitting the rent three ways thing is...

Jul 30th

advance copy of @mat’s book: Thanks, Mr. Honan.

Jul 29th

Asleep

Jul 29th

“If caught in a rip tide, swim parallel to the shore until you are out of the rip tide, then...

Jul 29th

The “Seinfeld” episode about which friend gets top placement on speed dial has lost some...

Jul 29th

I don’t like country music. But I am from Nashville, so I have some credibility when I say...

Jul 29th

I like to have dinner with myself after therapy. Tonight: sushi, miso, sake.

Jul 29th

People around here say “no worries” a lot. I don’t remember this being a common...

Jul 29th

PROTIP: If you are a senior in college and seeking an internship don’t have your dad inquire...

Jul 29th

MY 2 FAVE TV SHOWS COLLIDE: Twin Peaks alum Madchen Amick to star in Gossip Girl. I don’t...

Jul 29th

BART Card (Now with Ads!)

Jul 28th

New BART Card Design

Jul 28th

Sign of the Times

Jul 28th

blackberry addict

Jul 28th

http://twitpic.com/5hy5 - i carried a watermelon

Jul 28th

http://twitpic.com/5jdl - swimmin’

Jul 28th

lyong in the sunshine beside a gorgeous pool.

Jul 28th

http://twitpic.com/5jdp - pool kiddies

Jul 28th

http://twitpic.com/5i2j - going to delano

Jul 28th

um. my Alba conditioner smells like a smoothie. Want to eat. There.

Jul 28th

At filipino festival w @lisey. One booth at this small town family fest sticks out: SLUT DUST, the...

Jul 28th

my albna conditioner smells like a smoothie. wat to eat.

Jul 28th

http://twitpic.com/5jxa - dinner

Jul 28th

About to partake in @lisey’s mom’s enchiladas, refried beans and mexican rice. Score.

Jul 28th

Guy on the street with Jame Gum voice just asked me if he could “squeeze my cheese.”

Jul 28th

Riding back from the central valley. Just watched the temperature change 35 degrees in an hour of...

Jul 28th

How the Internet has Ruined Me #9274: I just found myself skimming people’s Twitter updates....

Jul 28th

http://twitpic.com/5n27 - the slut dust booth!

Jul 28th

the slut dust booth!

Jul 27th

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little girl kicks ass on drums

Jul 27th

dinner

Jul 27th

swimmin’

Jul 27th

pool kiddies

Jul 27th

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2 cuties

Jul 27th

i carried a watermelon

Jul 26th

going to delano

Jul 26th

@philz w @lisey @kosmonaut & @sdbrown

Jul 26th

gonna get her ass kicked wearing that

Jul 26th

cheese corn

Jul 25th

flickring my twitter shirt

Jul 25th

korean beer, bitches

Jul 25th

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Jul 25th

flight tasting with @lisey & @kosmonaut

Jul 25th

I Went to a Party and Paid for my Drinks

Jul 24th

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mission pies sign

Jul 23rd

Just this: Squeeeeeee! Yayayayayayayayayay!

Jul 23rd

Tootie wearing mud boots: http://www.flickr.com/photos/knewman/2689624157/

Jul 23rd

My shrink better brace herself for today. Perhaps I’ll bring bourbon and just hand it to her...

Jul 23rd

More proof dogs will eat the grossest shit ever: Tootie *loves* to fish used Q-Tips out of the trash...

Jul 23rd

Thought i had found the cheapest parking lot in the bay area but it was just the sign for the 99...

Jul 23rd

I now have 350 Twitter favorites. Read ‘em and weep: http://twitter.com/brittneyg/favorites

Jul 23rd

http://twitpic.com/4zj8 - bandit!

Jul 23rd

I just referred to Dr. Phil’s “earlier work.”

Jul 23rd

Newest Flickr pic has 1 view, 2 comments. Did I just win The Internet?

Jul 23rd

I am pretty sure the KRON news anchor just called them “jalapenis.”

Jul 23rd

DILEMMA: There are 2 gourmet cupcakes in my fridge. They are not for me. They will be stale...

Jul 23rd

Been craving sugar since dawn. Had healthy breakfast and salad for lunch. Sugar craving still...

Jul 23rd

Walking to 111 minna for SF Bet 2.5 where i will meet up with @nick. Buzzword count impending.

Jul 23rd

I can’t express how much I cherish and adore the new people in my life. California holds some...

Jul 23rd

‘monetization’: 1

Jul 23rd

Fuck you, sf beta 2.5 bartender. Fuck you.

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bandit!

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Jul 22nd

Almonds to be Precise

Jul 22nd

ATTENTION NASHVILLE

Jul 21st

BlogHer Preview: Me on the TeeVee

Jul 21st

Girl I Don’t Know, Beth and Melissa

Jul 21st

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Jul 21st

Jesus Christ. I thought I had internet trolls, but this poor woman’s story just made me cry.

Jul 21st

Last panel about personal blogging and trolls left me emotional. Had to escape for a bit.

Jul 21st

I’m so fucking tired. Straight up exhausted. I am conferenced out.

Jul 21st

at cafe leila for omelet and coffee. slept late, which ruled.

Jul 21st

Finally met Beth Spotswood, & there was talk of dinosaur rape: http://tinyurl.com/63lg5n

Jul 21st

Found myself a roommate, yes I did. A Cal Berkeley grad student. Now maybe my eyelid will stop...

Jul 21st

Right now i am in bart denial: that baby is not screaming. this boy beside me does not smell like...

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My Night at Beth’s Nintendo Party

Jul 20th

GODDAMIT. I just lost a huge post. Never to be seen again. Again: GODDAMIT.

Jul 20th

OH: “Yeah, I had sex on Second Life.” ‘Was it good?’ “Nah, I found it...

Jul 19th

omg, this discussion about twitter branding is too much. “it feels good to be followed.”

Jul 19th

http://twitpic.com/4p9w - yay sarah brown!

Jul 19th

Chick beside me is pretty sure she’s a big deal.

Jul 19th

yay sarah brown!

Jul 19th

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Haha, @dooce just got outed in this panel. ‘heather armstrong would not be here.’...

Jul 19th

I lost my jacket. Sacrificed to the blogher hordes.

Jul 19th

Got to see @busymom and @suburbanturmoil. Which was awesome. They both look fabulous, of course....

Jul 19th

http://twitpic.com/4k6l - @suburbanturmoil

Jul 19th

http://twitpic.com/4kao - mommybloggong panel

Jul 19th

Off to cavort with thousands of women.

Jul 19th

Ny times phootog just took my picture. ‘are you blogging right now?’

Jul 19th

Watching @suburbanturmoil rock the mommy blogging is a radical act panel. she looks good! And so...

Jul 19th

“You have Firefox kind of hair.” -Mother Jones reporter “I came first.”...

Jul 19th

Got passed by google street car. It was being driven by someone’s granny. Guess they need them...

Jul 19th

The BlogHer piece I was in yesterday on CBS 5. I am only in the very beginning, with the worst...

Jul 19th

http://twitpic.com/4n7s - gaming

Jul 19th

Strike that. Mother Jones interviewer is talking to Mozilla’s CEO, Mitchell Baker.

Jul 19th

Hotel guest to conceierge: ‘“can you tell me where the head shops are at?”

Jul 19th

Looking, unsuccessfully, for Six Apart booth. I heard they had booze. Plus, CHECK OUT MY TWITTER...

Jul 19th

Watching a Mother Jones journalist interview the BlogHer CEO in the press room.

Jul 19th

This political blogging panel is rocking my socks. I feel all inspired and shit.

Jul 19th

If I have heard the word Twitter once at this BlogHer thingy, I’ve heard it a brazillion...

Jul 19th

Seen on tshirt: “my blog beat up your brochure.” Ummm.

Jul 19th

Just ran into zandria, a blogger i have been reading for YEARS. Like, since before you were born.

Jul 19th

gaming

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Jul 19th

Writing Workshop

Jul 19th

EW, BOYZ

Jul 19th

Lactation Lounge

Jul 19th

Wheee! Wii!

Jul 19th

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Danger!

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mommybloggong panel

Jul 18th

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Nintendo Party

Jul 18th

Love Party

Jul 18th

First to Arrive!

Jul 18th

We She invites us to parties where we get to drink free...

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Two homeless men arguing about whether osama bin laden is alive. ‘i know he is not popular,...

Jul 18th

Sounds like your nite was fun too, whuch makes me happy. And, you are pretty amazing yourself,...

Jul 18th

Off to attempt an SF bus BY MYSELF for the first time.

Jul 18th

I have missed my rockstar calling. I am a guitar hero. 65% of notes hit is good right?

Jul 18th

Am trying out new nintendo products at a party in soma. Just tried guitar hero on ds. Next up: mario...

Jul 18th

On the T headed home after night of nintendo magic. Sleepy. There will not be laundry.

Jul 18th

Wow. It’s gonna take me 45 minutes to go 3.3 miles on MUNI (12 Folsom + the K), according to...

Jul 18th

muni attempt=fail. hailing cab.

Jul 18th

Just remembering a dream i had last night where i asked everyone on BART if they knew what...

Jul 18th

Just remembering a dream i had last night where i asked everyone on BART if they knew what...

Jul 18th

My Twitter just got ugly. (This in no way takes away from the hard work of the highly attractive and...

Jul 18th

Just finished up my BlogHer preview interview. “Now, say that again, but in about 10...

Jul 18th

me on the teevee

Jul 18th

Really hoping I can be featured in one of Spotswood’s Flip videos tonight at the Nintendo...

Jul 17th

Work from home day derailed by BlogHer preview on CBS 5. Upside: I get to be on teevee.

Jul 17th

Just got a message from my landlord that made me very, very happy.

Jul 17th

The wrinkles on my face that were made from smiling are deepening. I enjoy this. I like them, they...

Jul 17th

http://twitpic.com/4dio - oh, california

Jul 17th

oh, california

Jul 17th

OH: “I don’t do drugs. I just get really drunk and put my hands on people.”

Jul 17th

Want to facilitate something really cool? DONATE TO SEAN TEVIS: http://tinyurl.com/6gqfor

Jul 17th

Mixt Greens guy: “How do you feel about bread?” Me: “The way a junkie feels about...

Jul 17th

http://twitpic.com/4brl - salad wins

Jul 17th

What’s for lunch? Should I have Safeway sushi or a more expensive Mixt Greens salad? Help me.

Jul 16th

“Iced Espresso? I punch your dick!” What is the Nazi-est coffee shop in the Bay Area:...

Jul 16th

re: blogher preparations - see also: http://www.flickr.com/photos/adriennevh/2669714566/

Jul 16th

I would be lying if I said I wasn’t a little saddened by all the talk of primping, coiffing,...

Jul 16th

High point of Girl Talk album might be the combining of 2Live Crew’s We Want Some Pussy with Wings’...

Jul 16th

How you can tell I love @lisey: I’m about to sign in to Facebook for this broad.

Jul 16th

overheard: ‘how is he gonna try to fuck his cousin and me at the same time?! i made him...

Jul 16th

these gay boys are cracking me up: ‘i will never forget that time he was wearing that red...

Jul 16th

overheard: ‘why he try to wear that baggy gangsta shit? that ain’t cute! i am fine with...

Jul 16th

Waiting for two lovely ladies to join me at the old ship saloon. How do i pull such ridiculous tail?...

Jul 16th

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The day I get a tag on Valleywag is the day I have arrived: http://tinyurl.com/6mpea5

Jul 16th

I’m not getting a new dress, pedicure, wax or blow out for BlogHer like so many others seem to...

Jul 16th

I wonder what would happen if I stood up at my desk and yelled for people to QUIT CROWDING ME. Or,...

Jul 16th

arnold palmer

Jul 16th

http://twitpic.com/47p4 - arnold palmer

Jul 16th

New CA law wouldn’t *completely* ban trans fats from restaurants: http://tinyurl.com/6cvkrz

Jul 15th

I would kill you and burn the body for a little Waffle House right now. Scattered and covered +...

Jul 15th

Rarely have i smelled a man that foul. My god. I nearly gagged.

Jul 15th

Pres. Bush is on TV live talking about the economy. He looks beat down and scattered, but he still...

Jul 15th

Woke up gripped by anxiety. I think cause I ran out of shrink time too soon yesterday. BUT I...

Jul 15th

chears

Jul 15th

dog parts

Jul 15th

people standing all around

Jul 15th

Car No. 1015: Built in 1948.

Jul 15th

It’s a shame that my Macbook is out of commission, because I would totally buy Step Up 2: The...

Jul 15th

tried herbivore, the bay area vegan joint. can’t say i was impressed. perhaps it was distinct...

Jul 15th

No i didn’t check a twitterer’s follower count before deciding against asking for a...

Jul 15th

OH: ‘You mediocre piece of shit.’ “what did you call me?” ‘No, i...

Jul 15th

Downtown berkeley: piss in the air, poop on the street, fights on the corner, hippies everywhere. It...

Jul 15th

Still looking for a roommate in Berkeley if anyone has any leads....

Jul 15th

Scuttle, noun: “A small opening or hatch with a movable lid.” I do enjoy learning new...

Jul 14th

morning @ bernal

Jul 14th

busted my ass to clean house in order to show it to potential roommate. 50 min before our appt she...

Jul 14th

There is bitchery going on between a gaggle of heathers and an awkward girl across from them, who...

Jul 13th

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mmmmmmmm

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http://twitpic.com/3un7 - mmmmmmmm

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glen park afternoon

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http://twitpic.com/3tn5 - glen park afternoon

Jul 13th

Tacoed.

Jul 12th

post-drink climb

Jul 12th

http://twitpic.com/3nkx - oooh, bart cops

Jul 12th

http://twitpic.com/3nk6 - drink time in the mission

Jul 12th

http://twitpic.com/3npt - post-drink climb

Jul 12th

drink time in the mission

Jul 12th

oooh, bart cops

Jul 12th

love this building

Jul 12th

I like my job and all, but it is missing one big thing: a keg.

Jul 12th

OH MY GOD. One of my colleagues just walked by and said, “Did you get our staycation...

Jul 12th

Overheard: “You just stay down there in Southern California where the weather is hot....

Jul 12th

Dear debate class flunky, do not start arguments. You lose every time, dude. Every time.

Jul 12th

Dear metrobloggers: Please stop calling neighborhoods “nabes.” Also, if I see...

Jul 11th

Today’s Outfit: Low light in that bathroom made this...

Jul 10th

A favorite txt twitter game: Race the train to the bay tube before i lose reception. *edited to...

Jul 10th

addicted.

Jul 10th

http://twitpic.com/3f77 - addicted.

Jul 10th

Pleased with response to roommate ad thus far. One of the four replies is an exciting lead indeed....

Jul 10th

Clawing My Way Toward Better

Jul 9th

Every time I hear about the new iPhone i repeat to myself: YOUR PHONE WORKS FINE. IT’S FINE....

Jul 9th

Just had someone mistakenly knock on my front door mere minutes after posting roommate ad. I was...

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This Room is For Rent:...

Jul 9th

Okay, Twitter, here is the official ad: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/roo/748506918.html...

Jul 9th

Seeking roommate to share 3 br/1 ba Berkeley home. Spacious with wood floors and tons of storage....

Jul 9th

Note to self-absorbed self: You ate breakfast, woke up from a warm bed and are now using technology...

Jul 9th

Therapist on vacation + going back on birth control + being called a racist = me sliding into an...

Jul 9th

Nothing like waking up to being called a bigot and being compared to Michael Savage.

Jul 9th

Watching the cast of The Office on Celebrity Family Feud is not as funny as The Office. Even a...

Jul 9th

my contacts are flirting

Jul 9th

Overheard: “He tried to shoot a mouse with a .44 Magnum. How much damage could a mouse being...

Jul 9th

Why Wikipedia is awesome: http://tinyurl.com/57q7nu

Jul 9th

ALERT: Going to Buy Fresh Farm Eggs

Jul 8th

“I just wanted to say WOW! your site is really good and i’m proud to be one of your...

Jul 8th

My Dad makes me laugh: http://tinyurl.com/69nmt9

Jul 8th

Note to Hans Reiser’s attorney: That park in the Oakland Hills where Nina Reiser’s body...

Jul 8th

Carlo and Kevin @ House of Shields

Jul 8th

Kathryn @ House of Shields

Jul 8th

Ian @ House of Shields

Jul 8th

Tucker @ House of Shields

Jul 8th

I know this woman beside me is not eating a soggy salad on BART right now, and yet i see wet, stank...

Jul 8th

Really? You need to take up 4 seats on the train because you have a bicycle? I’m dubious of...

Jul 8th

I dont know what about house of shields causes me to drink more than planned. On a mon, here i am...

Jul 8th

with @lisey, @fibbery, @lavidalibre, @cowboycoffee & @kosmonaut at house of shields. saw @nick...

Jul 8th

http://twitpic.com/3c5i - do the world a favor

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do the world a favor

Jul 8th

Just saw chris noth. If chris noth was a fat, drunk, cross-dresser.

Jul 8th

That goddamn alarm is going off at work again. The alarm setter is no where to be found. I would...

Jul 8th

Eating virtuously. Fruit and salad. I even skipped the empty calorie bread that came with it....

Jul 8th

Therapist is on vacation. I feel the crazy creepin’ in!

Jul 8th

Just got an invite to a “Marijuana Eradication.” I thought it said “Marijuana...

Jul 8th

I have the worst luck with shoes. The buckle just broke on my new sandals, and I accidentally left...

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