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June: a Month in Review
Jul 2nd
I should really do this more than one a month: http://tinyurl.com/67alk2
Jul 2nd
Rereading my Twitter page in order to write a recap of June on my blog. I say stuff too much.
Jul 2nd
http://twitpic.com/32fk - tootie of the now
Jul 2nd
I could listen to Minnie Driver talk all day long. I love how it sounds like she’s fighting...
Jul 2nd
tootie of the now
Jul 2nd
I should take “wash hair” off my to-do list since none of that stuff ever gets done...
Jul 2nd
Oh, interns.
Jul 2nd
OH: ‘do you know gavin newsom? He is going to bittersweet idaho to stay forever. With his 5th...
Jul 2nd
“Achievement is its own reward. Pride obscures it.” —Major Briggs
Jul 2nd
“San Francisco, a tourist village known for its abundant wildlife…” Uhhhhh.
Jul 2nd
Rest in peace, Major Briggs. Enjoy your stay in the White Lodge: http://tinyurl.com/6eqrj6
Jul 2nd
Free Materials: from Bay Area Air Quality Transportation Fun...
Jul 1st
Free Pedometer, Maps and Info: from Bay Area Air Quality...
Jul 1st
Free Tote Bag: from Bay Area Air Quality Transportation Fun...
Jul 1st
Those YouTube Videos Stay Forever
Jul 1st
Patting myself on the back for taking fewer cabs. Those shits are expensive. And hey, I’ll get...
Jul 1st
Guy on cell: ‘i don’t have long to talk; I am just worried he is a gay...
Jul 1st
Working late tonight. Running late this morning. Yep. About right.
Jul 1st
BART is offering themed iTunes playlists now. I was kinda hoping they’d clean up those piss...
Jul 1st
Train operator: ‘This be the ashby station. Argh! Be-bopping our way to berkeley.’
Jul 1st
Dozens of traffic lights out in the financial district. Pedestrian free-for-all. My right of way,...
Jul 1st
Wherein I review the new BART.org website: http://tinyurl.com/6f3m77
Jul 1st
Every time there is a MUNI, BART or Caltrain-related fatality the release from those orgs always...
Jul 1st
“Hi, I’m an admin for a group called Photographs of people who appear to have shit...
Jun 30th
I’ve changed my Twitter background. Thanks to @Mike_FTW for the image.
Jun 30th
Sure is pride-y around these parts. Saw a bear in a skirt on mission who had to be a lost out of...
Jun 29th
lying in bed writing disjointed parts of stories that have yet to come to be.
Jun 29th
saturday night
Jun 29th
Won our last game of the season 19-5. I got a an RBI base hit then scored. Our season record is 8-6.
Jun 29th
Lost the first game, well on our way to winning the 2nd.
Jun 29th
Walked to first. Foiled a throw to home and allowed a run. :( catching is PRESSURE.
Jun 28th
Sitting in traffic on 101 on the way to san rafael for my work league’s season-end softball...
Jun 28th
Two women at army* and mission just yelled: ‘Wall-e!! It was so good!’ *shorter, no...
Jun 28th
At zeitgeist for twitter/blogger meetup. Valleywag and curbed writers and the awesome @njudah. First...
Jun 28th
sun setting in fog & haze
Jun 28th
http://twitpic.com/2vgm - sun setting in fog & haze
Jun 28th
The camera cut to Amy Winehouse while Nelson Mandella was giving his speech, and she looked to be...
Jun 27th
view from doc’s office
Jun 27th
Where is the best friend chicken in SF? What about the East Bay? http://tinyurl.com/5wjskk
Jun 27th
You can’t just walk by me and say “he’s bringing little tiny cheesecakes”...
Jun 27th
Doc: “What is a blogger? That is your job?” Me: “Yes, I read all Bay Area blogs...
Jun 27th
Reading: “My sympathy spreads out into the world like a wisp of smoke, dissipates, and is...
Jun 27th
There has been an alarm going off for three or more minutes and it is about the *least* irritating...
Jun 27th
El Faro’s “baby burrito, no meat” is plenty big and costs under $5. And is TASTY....
Jun 27th
‘gardisil, the hpv vaccine, is the best medical discovery since the polio vaccine. Every girl...
Jun 26th
Walking from broadway and battery to post and powell really illustrates how little of this city i...
Jun 26th
http://twitpic.com/2t9x - view from doc’s office
Jun 26th
view from doc’s office
Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
http://twitpic.com/2swt - are you gay proud?
Jun 26th
are you gay proud?
Jun 26th
Totally walking behind heather champ right now. Totally not saying hi.
Jun 26th
This woman, in her tailored slate gray suit and her fake lashes and siliconed lips, is trying so...
Jun 26th
Wow, Mission Pies @ 25th & Mission looks swanky with all that new glass in front. I damn near...
Jun 26th
pink and pretty
Jun 26th
Just got 4K tax bill, so this is *highly* tempting: http://tinyurl.com/6kn9ld
Jun 26th
saved my neck: Co-worker saw my posture and brought me this...
Jun 26th
Put a sex worker blog into the “feminist blogs” category in my reader because I...
Jun 25th
Last week I got an email that just said HELLO BATMAN. This week? “Batman Interview...
Jun 25th
found on bart
Jun 25th
Overheard: “Things fuck up, it’s scientific.”
Jun 25th
I no longer receive emails from Twitter when I get a new follower. Anyone else experience this?
Jun 25th
To all the people who recommended I hire a CPA to do my taxes: THANK YOU. Including her rate she...
Jun 25th
Commute thus far: busted ass to get to 8:22 train. It was 10 min late. Am now stuck at 12th st due...
Jun 25th
on the phone with my CPA. just found out how much i owe for taxes last year. hello, ramen noodles.
Jun 25th
yay! just saw my first commercial for my work blog. ‘we’ve got our eye on blogs at...
Jun 25th
I am so hard on books. I’ve had this paperback less than a week and it looks like i scrubbed...
Jun 25th
Asked @knewman to put some music on my shuffle since my macbook is on the fritz. I got new kids on...
Jun 25th
nice cooler, yo
Jun 25th
Off to union square for some much need clothing shopping. On the lookout for sexy, sexy sales. Bring...
Jun 25th
Want something cheap and healthy for lunch in the Financial District. Under $7 and low in calories....
Jun 24th
re: cheap, healthy lunch - Have any of you tried the sushi at Yo Yo’s? I’m scared....
Jun 24th
Due to breaking it roughly 3 times in my youth, any time i stumble and nearly fall forward it really...
Jun 24th
I really feel like I should tip my therapist when we talk about The High School Years. She deserves...
Jun 24th
1) You know you are getting old when you say, “Ooh! Law & Order’s coming on.”...
Jun 24th
Honestly cannot stop thinking about the cupcakes I had yesterday in Berkeley. The frosting was a...
Jun 24th
FriendFeed is now sending notes when people comment on your stuff. This is good, since I sorta...
Jun 23rd
Quite a sight @ market x pine: elfin-looking girl wearing blood red apron, carrying giant bouquet of...
Jun 23rd
Heard more uses of “cock, shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker & tits”...
Jun 23rd
http://twitpic.com/2ogr - yes we can haz?
Jun 23rd
yes we can haz?
Jun 23rd
sugar sugar sugar
Jun 23rd
Lazy sunday with @lavidalibre. About to do breakfast, possibly pancakes. Have a hot cupcake date...
Jun 22nd
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Jun 22nd
OH: ’ i have a hankerin’ for some high fructose corn syrup’
Jun 22nd
http://twitpic.com/2lzn - on bus headed to a bbq
Jun 22nd
on bus headed to a bbq
Jun 22nd
San francisco: choosing groceries based on how much they weigh because a) you walked and b) you...
Jun 22nd
Correction: line drive foul, not fly ball and 3 yards not 3 feet and that kid was probably in...
Jun 21st
fly ball within 3 feet of me. guy who caught it gave it to the preschooler behind me. all together...
Jun 21st
nice seats @ the a’s game
Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
OH: “George bush is a hero. George bush is my man. That man is legendary. Just like my man...
Jun 21st
‘I carve the doll out of flesh. I am manufacturer who creates her from the blueprint that the...
Jun 21st
Email w/ subject FREE TACOS was from Jack in the Box. That’s like getting offered sex, then...
Jun 21st
Girl carrying eight different starbucks drinks? Your co-workers are assholes.
Jun 21st
Lunch in the park: broccoli, brown rice, veg potstickers, juice and some guy’s giant yellow...
Jun 21st
I really, really like the sound of brushes instead of drum sticks.
Jun 21st
If garlic fries are the Must Have food at the Giants’ stadium, what is the Must Have food at...
Jun 20th
First trip to the Oakland A’s stadium tonight. For real this time.
Jun 20th
“it actually takes a huge amount of upper...
Jun 20th
Breakfast: Fresh granola, greek-style goat’s milk yogurt, organic fruit and local...
Jun 20th
Hello Anxiety, my current BFF. Why don’t you take a day off? Seriously, have some goddamn...
Jun 20th
Putting It On Only To Take It Off Again
Jun 20th
BART train operator: ‘This is a richmond train. This is a richmond-bound train. The doors are...
Jun 20th
as a woman when you have a drink out, alone, you run the risk of come ons. just deflected drink...
Jun 20th
overheard: ‘i could tell he was a spaniard by the way he stole my girlfriend.’
Jun 20th
post-work me-date: white wine and bruschetta in north beach. good date, me. thanks, me!
Jun 20th
Ran into @fibbery just now and @caitlinburke earlier this afternoon. SF is little big town.
Jun 20th
1st sentence: “it counts, even though it happened when he was unconscious.” -miranda...
Jun 20th
Deciding to take myself out for a glass of wine after work, then book shopping at City Lights. Date...
Jun 20th
My Morning Commute (from Bernal Heights)
Jun 20th
If I ever get a tattoo, it might look something like this:...
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
Sir, when scanning the room before loudly and proudly farting @ the bar, please remember to look...
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
Just got an email to my work account with the subject line HELLO BATMAN. The body of the message was...
Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
More UC Berkeley Tree Sitter/Dumpster Muffin YouTube action than you shake an Oak tree stick at:...
Jun 19th
“Have fun. Stay dry!” -me to reporter leaving to cover piss-throwing tree sitters in...
Jun 19th
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Jun 19th
Overheard: “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I’m eating for two.”
Jun 19th
http://twitpic.com/2h2c - descending
Jun 19th
275 Twitter favorites and counting: http://twitter.com/brittneyg/favorites
Jun 19th
Downright elated to be feeling better. Felt like shit yesterday + battled some anxiety demons. Now...
Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
Celebrating
Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
this church approves
Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
freshly wed
Jun 18th
wonder what the tourists thought
Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
waiting for newlyweds
Jun 18th
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Jun 18th
Guy w/ southern accent walked by: ‘celebrating gay marriage? That is some bullshit!’...
Jun 18th
http://twitpic.com/2e1e - newlyweds
Jun 18th
newlyweds
Jun 17th
Wow, i am overcome with emotion. The scene here at the SF civic center is one of jubiliation and...
Jun 17th
Somehow i ended up with a sign. Screw objectivity.
Jun 17th
“Get online and Blog, Ping, Pod, Stream, Bookmark, Blast, Release, Wiki, Widget, Web, Link,...
Jun 17th
About to head to SF’s City Hall for some same sex wedding blog coverage. Yay gays!
Jun 17th
Some dude told me I had big knees today as I walked by.
Jun 17th
I miss my sister.
Jun 17th
Saw ABC7 covering gay marriages in CA. They showed: Elderly lesbian couple about to wed, one picking...
Jun 17th
http://twitpic.com/2d2j - for high crimes
Jun 17th
for high crimes
Jun 17th
for high crimes
Jun 17th
i was bored
Jun 17th
How my train went from being 6 minutes away 4 minutes ago to 7 minutes away now i will never know....
Jun 17th
Great the trains are backed up at civic center. Ugh, it is gonna be super crowded. Gotta scope out...
Jun 17th
“If anyone out there tells you to read House Of Leaves they are not really your friend and...
Jun 17th
Got my press pass for BlogHer in July. Very excited about getting to meet some blogger ladies...
Jun 17th
http://twitpic.com/2cau - @artwells :)
Jun 16th
@artwells :)
Jun 16th
active weekend: softball, hiking, lake swimming, more hiking, brunch, grilling out and now...
Jun 16th
sunday with lisey
Jun 16th
Left phone in cab. Thanks to helpful cabbie i got it back. Thanks also to @lavidalibre for phone...
Jun 16th
Zito getting booed on the mound for walking one in.
Jun 14th
http://twitpic.com/281k - great stadium, questionable weather
Jun 14th
great stadium, questionable weather
Jun 14th
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Jun 14th
Bug in Mouth Brings Out Reporter’s Best
Jun 14th
Just had a gut wrenching flashback to the WKRN/Steve Gilliard clusterfuck of 2007. Gonna stop...
Jun 14th
Wolf Blitzer just called Russert “a journalist’s journalist.” An apt description,...
Jun 14th
I played cookie fairy. I wonder if all cookie fairies partake from their own stash.
Jun 14th
Ummm. Tim Russert was a good journalist and all, but the coverage on 24/7 cable news is seriously...
Jun 14th
jokes
Jun 14th
Getting excited about seeing the A’s @giants_baseball with @lavidalibre and @domescrilla and...
Jun 14th
If I were a serious sports fan I would be in hog heaven at my job. TVs all over the place. Playoff...
Jun 13th
Stuck on BART @ macarthur due to mechanical problems @ embarcadero. Not at platform, cannot...
Jun 13th
My ability to pack before work on Friday for the weekend (for the microclimates of SF, East Bay and...
Jun 13th
Number of people who have rifled through and taken my recycling since putting it on the curb 30...
Jun 13th
that can’t be comfortable
Jun 13th
Planning a weekend hiking/swimming hole trip with multiple people via the internet. Makes me really...
Jun 13th
Must resist siren song of upstairs ice cream machine.
Jun 13th
[Lou Dobbs on TV] OH: “A tornado rips through a boy scout camp…HOW MEXICANS ARE TO BLAME...
Jun 13th
Bay Area $$$ Black Hole: Why I Dine Out Less...
Jun 13th
Food surprise! I thought this orange bell pepper on my sandwich was a tomato. Last time a tomato...
Jun 12th
John McCain’s laugh sounds like a serpent shedding its skin.
Jun 12th
OH: “Marijuana potency is up, says White House.” | “They would know.”
Jun 12th
Signing up for PearBudget.com after learning about it from @lavidalibre. Highly impressed thus far....
Jun 12th
OH: “You were in Chico yesterday?” | “Worse, Oroville.” | “Heh, it...
Jun 12th
Dear trainmate: If you accidentally step on my foot in the packed confines of BART, don’t pat...
Jun 12th
Grief feels like anxiety. Never would have guessed. I suppose this is my first experience with it.
Jun 12th
First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man.
Jun 12th
Oh my God. Oh my God. I just found out a dear friend of mine from Tennessee died yesterday....
Jun 12th
lol @ my colleague: http://tinyurl.com/56y7v2
Jun 12th
regular unleaded in san mateo? $5.22 a gallon: http://tinyurl.com/6humnz
Jun 11th
Something misfires when I read the word “casualty.” I always read it...
Jun 11th
curly and short
Jun 11th
wash and go
Jun 11th
JFC: ‘Fox News anchor E.D. Hill apologized Tues for characterizing a set of Barack and...
Jun 11th
Haha, that Home Depot gift card looks like a birth control pill pack. Perfect for Father’s...
Jun 11th
What happened to june-uary? Where is my promised june gloom? It is positively balmy out. p.s. I love...
Jun 11th
A+ outfit, girl wearing the ‘i heart my haters’ t-shirt. The sparkly heart is what got...
Jun 11th
Hairfilter: tried the new haircut with the natural curls instead of straightening. Verdict? I win....
Jun 11th
http://twitpic.com/23gh - on battery st
Jun 11th
on battery st
Jun 11th
Can’t stop listening to a song called “Juggalo Funeral.” Don’t ask. I mean...
Jun 11th
Dear press release writer who titled her email “Barack Obama and Baby!”: Your pitch +...
Jun 11th
Cooking for a few friends tomorrow night. Wonder what easy Southern cuisine I could do. Cornbread...
Jun 11th
Do-over: ” Don’t marry a man unless you can be proud if you had a son who turned out...
Jun 11th
Ah, standards. OH: “People like to watch porn, too, but we don’t broadcast that.”
Jun 11th
Holy Shit, They Meant It
Jun 11th
Phrase I just ran across that gave me pause: “pedigree catfish”
Jun 11th
“Just wait until the word gets out that Obama fathered two Black babies!”
Jun 11th
As if paying bills was not bad enough, I got a paper cut on my lip licking the envelope.
Jun 11th
Snap peas and diet Coke for lunch. Cheap. On many levels.
Jun 10th
Relieved that the friendly reminder from my landlord about the rent check not arriving was...
Jun 10th
Thanks to Pea
Jun 10th
Thanks be to Pea: http://tinyurl.com/5bc46e
Jun 10th
Alarm on cell phone went off, reached to hit snooze, sent phone flying to the floor where it...
Jun 10th
Again, no cable: the Bachelorette does not have the same level of raw desperation as the Bachelor....
Jun 10th
When they said summer in the East Bay, winter just over the bridge they were not lying. How can it...
Jun 10th
I am desperate for my therapist’s approval. I’m thinking this means her services are...
Jun 10th
Notes to Self
Jun 10th
Realization: Holy shit, my hair is gone: http://tinyurl.com/6fsfpr
Jun 10th
A colleague and I just spent a good 3 minutes trying to remember that name of William Shatner....
Jun 10th
Today I smell like someone else.
Jun 10th
Wondering what will be cheaper: new 8 gig iPhone or a used first generation phone from the early...
Jun 10th
Phone is dead. For those who contact me on it, please use work phone, IM or email.
Jun 9th
Heat erupting in my throat, spreading into my face.
Jun 9th
If Twitter disables the “Favorites” button, there is going to be some crying.
Jun 9th
Late night rendevous.
Jun 9th
Took Off a Good Foot
Jun 9th
I love it when my trolls get drunk.
Jun 9th
Bill Kristol has one of the best shit-eating grins in the business.
Jun 9th
Wow, thanks again, y’all. I went to Ingrid @ Vine St. salon in Berkeley @ Shattuck and Vine....
Jun 9th
Thanks for all the kind comments everyone! I have to admit when she started hacking away at the back...
Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
all done
Jun 9th
after flat iron
Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
behind the ear
Jun 9th
the back
Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
what was my hair
Jun 8th
processing
Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
Oh holy hell my hair is short.
Jun 8th
A stick of sunscreen ended up on my desk at work. Four days later I realize that someone was being a...
Jun 8th
Off to get my hair cut. How short? Only time will tell.
Jun 8th
Watching This Week with George Snuffalupagus. Can we get Not John Kerry to argue for the democrats...
Jun 8th
breakfast w/ black coffee
Jun 8th
Just woke up from 12 hour “nap.” I dreamed 1,000 dreams.
Jun 8th
Heading into the City to meet @artwells in the Mission for La Taqueria tacos and beer. Then, maybe...
Jun 7th
about time
Jun 7th
Clinton’s speech: When talking about self, supporters and family? CLassy, touching &...
Jun 7th
Is today Cupcake Day? No? Well, it’s about to be.
Jun 7th
Gotta love that 1 super sad video that inevitably ends up on America’s funniest home videos....
Jun 7th
jesus, the airbrushing in this makeup commercial is so obvious that her skin looks like a watercolor...
Jun 7th
friday night lovin’
Jun 7th
My boyfriend is in texas visiting his ex-girlfriend & my ex-boyfriend just left for sacramento...
Jun 7th
what is wrong with the hops?
Jun 6th
hello trainmate. i hear your mary j. blige and raise you a missy elliot.
Jun 6th
“sometimes a fist bump is just a fist bump.” oh god, die in a fire, the morning show.
Jun 6th
holes
Jun 6th
i am downright ashamed at how many times i have reached for a laptop that isn’t there. i am...
Jun 6th
Taking a sick day because i feel like shit. Gonna sit on the couch, sans computer, and watch lots of...
Jun 5th
using only my cellphone while laptop is out of commission will be death of me.
Jun 5th
dominoes with molly, joycer & @lavidalibre, molly & joycer. also, losing & drunk.
Jun 5th
watching @lavidalibre cook up a ridiculously delicious-smelling dinner. can’t wait.
Jun 5th
OH: ‘a black man & a white woman do not a presidential ticket make.’ / ‘sounds...
Jun 5th
So that’s why I cried like a bitch this morning about my laptop. I’m not materialistic,...
Jun 5th
Hey creepy, comes-on-too-strong co-worker, think about switching to decaf. Seriously. Your intensity...
Jun 4th
http://twitpic.com/1u1i - this makes me happy though
Jun 4th
Thanks to @lavidalibre and @pyrimyd for the advice. And thanks to @knewman for all the help. Nice...
Jun 4th
this makes me happy
Jun 4th
State of the macbook: open, wrapped loosely in a towel, battery out. Going to let sit for a week, if...
Jun 4th
Not only has my Macbook been hosed by sugary sparkling wine, but my forehead is now peeling off in...
Jun 4th