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http://twitpic.com/1pl6 - @lavidalibre and celia
Jun 1st
Heading out to a san diego bar. Most pleased to be wearing a short-sleeved shirt and no jacket. Hey...
Jun 1st
@lavidalibre and celia
Jun 1st
good uncle-ing
Jun 1st
riding around sunny san diego with @lavidalibre in a convertible. Blissful.
Jun 1st
so, san diego weather is very nice! sf winds are great, but it is a nice to have a respite from the...
May 31st
lola
May 31st
listening to dogs bark in an unfamiliar but lovely place.
May 31st
http://twitpic.com/1nu2 - fly time
May 31st
fly time
May 31st
standing in line to board the airplane to san diego. group a on southwest feels like winning the...
May 31st
Having a drink to calm my nerves. Been anxious all day. Not normally a nervous flier, but i have a...
May 31st
OH: “He has a way of puncturing pretentious balloons. ‘Hey man, you going to Chez Penis...
May 31st
There is a guy at work who wears a t-shirt with an ENORMOUS pot leaf on it. Normally I’m not a...
May 31st
for the work blog
May 30th
for the work blog
May 30th
Wilma Chan, you have some stones: http://tinyurl.com/5o8hew
May 30th
The way my dog regularly uses my back to prop his leg up s that he can chew around in his crotch is,...
May 30th
http://twitpic.com/1mj1 - writing @lisey
May 30th
writing @lisey
May 30th
Compulsively consuming a friend’s password protected blog. So much good stuff, hard to believe...
May 30th
I work a girl named Christina Ricci and a guy named Carlos Castaneda. She is not in Black Snake...
May 30th
I’m Official: Yay!
May 30th
OH: “Were you scared when that guy was all screaming in your face?” | “No, I was...
May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
When your boss takes off in the middle of the day for a baseball game it is hard not to take off in...
May 29th
http://twitpic.com/1lqs - all the time
May 29th
OH: “I am so excited about my video blog. I know you say it’s not a video blog, but that...
May 29th
Dragon House on Hearst St.: Berkeley, CA
May 29th
AllTheTime: Berkeley, CA
May 29th
This is the best fucking fruit cup I’ve ever had. The cafe sprinkled some kind of seasoning on...
May 29th
You never expect to be comforted by your dog’s own poo until you find yourself picking up...
May 29th
Major props to the guy rocking the ultra preppy look. Nice pink sweater over the shoulders, yo. Not...
May 29th
I skipped lunch after eating sweets from bake sale. Calorie offset now neutral. Struggling heartily...
May 29th
My Twitter account is now 3rd in Google’s results for my full name. I thought, much like...
May 29th
Riding Backwards: A May Mix
May 29th
“Mags will pay from $30,000 to $150,000 for a pic of Miley’s first public kiss.”...
May 29th
The bake sale has revealed the cocoa junkies in the office. “IS THERE NO MORE CHOCOLATE? WTF...
May 29th
“i dunno bout these half assed mention” -blogger reacting to being highlighted on my...
May 28th
Bake sale on 5th floor to raise money for food bank. Muffins that make me fat to aid those without...
May 28th
I went to Lee’s Deli. Let’s hope that is the biggest mistake I make all day.
May 28th
My dog thinks if she pushes her empty bowl around the kitchen floor long enough some food will...
May 28th
Drained.
May 28th
Just got official California ID in the mail. I want to buy drinks at every bar in town just so I can...
May 28th
Look at the big brains on @knewman!
May 28th
picking up dinner
May 28th
Hey there, mr. smoke a blunt in the open on battery st in the financial district. I applaud your...
May 28th
http://twitpic.com/1jw1 - picking up dinner
May 28th
Pleased that Twitter has a newly designed “we’re down” page. Too many tweets, you...
May 28th
Dear Yelp Weekly Letter Writer Lady, you are shameless. I give you one star.
May 28th
Making Twitter reading more manageable.
May 28th
Questions I ask myself: How much is it worth it to me to be honest on my blog when I know it will...
May 27th
Finding myself growing increasingly tired of the Trying to Hard to Twitter set.
May 27th
Bay Area Twitterers, would you pay $20-$30/month for Wi-Fi access on BART? http://tinyurl.com/6hoob6
May 27th
OH: “It was all the top people who got laid off. I was sort of offended I wasn’t let...
May 27th
I just got a ‘Bless your heart!’ Oh, that was nice. How down home of you, guy.
May 27th
Blue bottle coffee line 2 people long somehow became 6 by the time i made it down the corridor. I...
May 27th
Astronomers: Tsunami on sun’s surface means ‘the saturnian moon Titan harbors an...
May 27th
dog walk, things seen: broken glass, one-legged pigeon, crackhead, lost rabbit flyer, 4 piles of...
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 27th
just left memorial day bbq in the mission with @lavidalibre and friends. good times.
May 27th
At doyle st cafe with @lavidalibre. Heading into the city a bit later for a cookout. :)
May 26th
Neew Muxtape - Riding Backwards: a may mix http://brittney.muxtape.com/
May 25th
Sitting on the couch with a dog paw stuck in my back while my boy dog gives himself what sounds to...
May 25th
WTF, JHC: For such a godless, wicked, liberal Sodom and Gomorrah there sure are a lot of preacher...
May 25th
Super boring Saturday. Alone and looking for something to do. Leaving the house might facilitate...
May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
To-do today: “The Frankenstein you’ve made at that point will help you think a little...
May 24th
Why I love King of the Hill: “No taxidermiation without representation.”
May 24th
Never seen this Bad Girls Club show before. I don’t have cable. This girl was talking about...
May 24th
Watching Bad Girls Club on Hulu.com. Drinking vicariously through them.
May 24th
There was drama at the dog park! And it was humans this time. Good to mix it up a little.
May 24th
“Writing a never-ending memoir doesn’t make you a writer.”
May 24th
‘Kids & dogs won’t know when to scurry. Silent death arrives in a hurry. All who...
May 24th
Listening to Too Short’s Dope Fiend Beat, a song about tricking a lady into fellating him. It...
May 24th
afternoon pick me up
May 24th
“So, that’ll be at 9 p.m.” … “Okay, so what time is that in...
May 23rd
I love cheese tasting fridays in ENG. Today: fiore sardo sheep’s cheese with Spanish quince...
May 23rd
Seven days til San Diego. I like going to new places.
May 23rd
Nice. Guy just decided to make a left on red from the middle lane and through the cross walk. I...
May 23rd
Putting new music on my Shuffle: Radiohead on KROQ, Atmosphere, Bjork’s Homogenic, Fiona...
May 23rd
Confession: When my dogs got out last week I actually thought to myself, “Sweet. Free...
May 23rd
Character mistakes ferret for dong-shaped, hot cream cheese filled bagel abomination. Great ad! Now...
May 23rd
I don’t know what the fuck cats ever did to my dog, but it must have been a high crime,...
May 23rd
‘we are now confronted by a recrudescent and particularly virulent religious ideology straight...
May 23rd
wired: train reading
May 23rd
Going to give @coopertootie a nice, long walk. Then put away every piece of clothing i own. Taking...
May 23rd
Going to give @coopertootie a nice, long walk. Then put away every piece of clothing i own. Taking...
May 23rd
Scheduled full service baths for @CooperTootie on Saturday at Mudpuppy’s. Because they both...
May 23rd
Never mind hearing : ‘I’d love to pay for your plane ticket.’ okay!
May 23rd
OH: ‘are we gonna do that g-spot thing today?’
May 23rd
OH: “I DON’T CONTROL GOOGLE! … Ma’am people threaten me with lawsuits all...
May 23rd
How much do I love Wordpress’ troll-sniping abilities? Well, if those abilities had a mouth I...
May 23rd
Smoke from Santa Cruz Mtns fire: http://tinyurl.com/6k5llf
May 23rd
This Just Gave Me a Huge Happy
May 23rd
wtf is this?: They redesigned my favorite soda. They took...
May 22nd
“Ted Kennedy is attending his own funeral, which is taking place in the media...
May 22nd
Waiting for breakfast i just got the overwhelming urge to take butter&jam from creamer kiosk to...
May 22nd
Literal pain in my eardrum from the tape deck to my left, the long-chronicled bane of my existence....
May 22nd
Santa Cruz mountain wild fires make for a jumping newsroom. ‘Copters and sound bites and...
May 22nd
eye on blogs goes street: I know you love my bloggy style,...
May 22nd
“If you really want to adopt a climate-friendly diet, cut out meat entirely.” Live in...
May 22nd
Have spent a good portion of the morning searching my house for dog shit. I can smell it, but I...
May 22nd
At zocalo on mission with @lavidalibre for my first ever pupusas. I got beans/chz &...
May 22nd
The next Twitter A-Lister to do the “had lunch with” parody thinger gets a neck punch.
May 22nd
Watching some moron drive down the shoulder of the road to go around traffic on live tv news due to...
May 22nd
In Nashville the blogs debate whether global warming is happening. In San Francisco the blogs debate...
May 22nd
Started following on Twitter the, um, crappy blogging platform that I am forced to use at work. Now...
May 21st
Think I’ll be taking BART into the city later. Driving over the Bay Bridge makes me nervous...
May 21st
Still laughing about @lavidalibre opening my laptop to find High Society Porn in the Google search...
May 21st
Yes, I Still Read Nashville Bloggers
May 21st
retweeting @ariedana Cassette from my Ex looks awesome! http://www.cassettefrommyex.com/
May 21st
Jamba Juice for breakfast just makes me more hungry than when I first began. 400 calories worth of...
May 21st
What i have learned: you don’t need a car in berkeley, but you kinda need a car in berkeley.
May 21st
This dog park is full of squirrels with a death wish.
May 21st
I have faved 200 Twitter updates. (I’m not saying “tweets” anymore, it makes me...
May 21st
I squandered my 2000th Twitter update with inanity about squirrels. Was disappointed at first, but...
May 21st
‘a comedy or sparkling and delicious mirth and merriment’ does not m:e me want to read...
May 21st
do over: ‘a comedy of sparkling and delicious mirth and merriment’ does not make me want...
May 21st
If it weren’t for fake meats I really would not eat that many vegetables.
May 21st
she slurred at me with an old money accent that reeked of Kentucky, disappointment and privilege:...
May 21st
Drink Days, The First One
May 21st
Here’s another confession: Sometimes I want to punt the girl dog into next week.
May 21st
Fighting the day head on. I’m winning, but am suffering a headache in the process.
May 21st
Fell down the stairs at embarcadero BART. Good times!
May 21st
Confession: I almost failed my California driver’s license test.
May 21st
dorky trainmate whom i see most weekday evenings is riding (home?) with a brunette girl with charms...
May 21st
Favorite email from today: “I don’t even know what an aggregator is, but I’m sure...
May 21st
Enjoying @al3x’s steady stream of tech talk. Don’t let the Twitter addicts get you down,...
May 21st
OH: “If I were Obama I would be like, ‘McCain is a hater. He needs to quit hatin.’...
May 21st
What I would Twitter if it weren’t down: http://tinyurl.com/6xtgdo
May 21st
Things I Would Twitter If It Weren’t Down
May 21st
Added @domescrilla as the 434th person I am following. Predict he will rapidly rise into my Top 5...
May 21st
Business Blogging: Keep It Real
May 21st
new gauzy shawl thingy
May 20th
Once dumped a guy who was addicted to Counterstrike. Heard he moved on to Everquest. Hope he’s...
May 20th
http://twitpic.com/19e3 - gossip girl kinda dinner
May 20th
Therapy session complete. Sushi preparing to take a swim in my belly. Gossip Girl in T minus 32...
May 20th
OMG, my JOB is now following me. Hi @cbslocal! Who is the human behind that account? 1 of the 2...
May 20th
gossip girl kinda dinner
May 20th
MONDAY=in ‘n out, eaten. killer black skirt, bought. personal errands, finished. sake in...
May 20th
At pt. Isabel with @tootieandcooper on a hazy morning. The air smells of salt. I can make out the...
May 19th
good morning mama
May 19th
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May 19th
http://twitpic.com/18kx - good morning mama
May 19th
accouterments
May 19th
pov
May 19th
twisty way: From Twin Peaks, SF.
May 19th
sutro in fog
May 19th
winfield garden
May 19th
Playing second game of triple yahtzee. Schooled @lavidalibre on the first round. This game is still...
May 19th
Went up to twin peaks for the 1st time w/ @lavidalibre. Was so blustery and foggy that the views...
May 19th
http://twitpic.com/17wc - foggy twin peaks
May 19th
foggy twin peaks
May 19th
Halfway through a lovely 3 day weekend. Played some backgammon with @lavidalibre. Now breakfast.
May 18th
Keep seeing mentions of Snackr. I thought this was going to be some sort of food consumed publishing...
May 18th
god hair day
May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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May 18th
Lost both games. Booo! I got two solid base hits, but otherwise it was a bust. I do like playing...
May 18th
2nd game: them 5, us 2. We have mad defense, but no hitting today.
May 17th
Sun, fun and beer before noon tempers losses caused by boneheaded errors
May 17th
Current score: 9-2. They’ve got serious bats. And trash talkers.
May 17th
Got a base hit, advanced to 2nd, inning ended. Base running is fun.
May 17th
Getting spanked 8-1. I am not helping matters.
May 17th
Dogs parked. Breakfast cooked (faux sausage egg white mcmuffin). About to suit up for double header...
May 17th
“…then that is fine.” I continue to be amazed at the City Paper’s...
May 17th
Exploring the “Twitter this” feature on songza. Found this site via @al3x. And it looks...
May 17th
Taking a cleaning break to eat Lucky Charms and watch last night’s”The Office” at...
May 17th
This guy just complimented me at length on my doggie dookie scooping skills. I was all, ‘Yeah?...
May 17th
Internet sad sacks cling to me like fleas. I must have a TROLL ME sign on my back. Operation Ignore...
May 17th
friday nights are not for tub cleaning. and yet mr. scrubbing bubbles and i have a hot date.
May 17th
I keep wanting a tattoo. A big one. On my left shoulder. This too shall pass?
May 17th
Every single time I hear the Viva Viagra song I want to stab. Stab stab! With boners. Priapistic...
May 17th
Local amateur baseball players play against San Quentin inmates in weekly games during the summer....
May 17th
I just deleted my last Twitter update. Instead I will say this: I wish I could make just *some*...
May 17th
yay
May 17th
pretty pretty
May 17th
sunshiney day
May 17th
http://twitpic.com/14ze <- lunch break walk view
May 17th
Heading to North Beach to climb the sidewalk staircases during my “lunch break”. Craving...
May 17th
lunch break walk view
May 17th
The things I need to do collect in my gut. They poke.
May 17th
Some SF cyclists feel far too entitled: http://tinyurl.com/67yfoj
May 17th
WP users: What do you think about the automatically generated “related links” feature?...
May 16th
Diet Coke, you tried. But its about to be coffee o’ clock. When your dogs sneak out like rebel...
May 16th
Changed my background again on Twitter. Wow, I should really get to work.
May 16th
Email subject line that makes me laugh: “kicker - Climbing a pole of lard”
May 16th
I woke up all night long after the dogs got out scared they’d escaped again. Even though I...
May 16th
Found a new Twitter background. Now. Work.
May 16th
Admiring @lavidalibre’s new twitter background. Makes me want to go exploring for a new one.
May 16th
Woke at 2:45 to Tootie barking…from down the street! She and her wily brother escaped through...
May 16th
http://twitpic.com/147h <- enchiliseys
May 16th
Bursting with pride watching the reports of parties in the Castro. The city closed off the streets...
May 16th
I think the dogs miss @knewman. Especially the boy dog.
May 16th
friends
May 16th
enchiliseys
May 16th
haha @lisey. I thought our night was about to get a lot more interesting!
May 16th
The dogs are too hot to crawl all over me on the couch. I win! The furry beasts are on the hardwood...
May 16th
81 degrees my ass, weather.com! It is roasting at my Berkeley home. No heat was one thing, but no...
May 16th
BART is crowded. I thought it was ride your bike to work day! Am waiting another 6 minutes for next...
May 16th
There is no song on my shuffle right now that delights me more than P.Y.T.
May 16th
At walton square park chilling in the grass near a pair of young lovers, about 8 pigeons and one...
May 16th
Chick beside me is wearing Vanilla Fields perfume. Suddenly transported back to Eastland oxfords,...
May 16th
Went for walk during “lunch break”. So hot! Like, tennessee hot!
May 16th
I love you, free lunch. Especially when you include a cupcake.
May 16th
Last night’s electric sunset from more than 35 perspectives: http://tinyurl.com/5gep2a
May 16th
lunch break at the park
May 16th
Holy hell, the Nashville City Paper still sucks hard. Did a Google search and NCP showed up. Look at...
May 15th
Background on gay marriage law in California: http://tinyurl.com/59d67w
May 15th
CNN just now regarding gay marriage ruling: “Huge cheers went up in San Francisco. As you...
May 15th
“Take it to an exchange station.” I think they’ll print out a ticket in the amount...
May 15th
Eagerly (anxiously?) awaiting the California Supreme Court ruling on gay marriage. Anyone out there...
May 15th
California Supreme Court rules gay marriage constitutional!!!! Yay!
May 15th
This is such exciting news. The newsroom is humming! Happy day for our gay and lesbian friends and...
May 15th
Ruling was 6-1 in overturning the unconstitutional same sex marriage ban. Overwhelming!...
May 15th
RETRACTION: The decision was actually 4-3 in overturning the same sex marriage ban. MY BAD!
May 15th
Reporter in the Castro talking to 2 guys: You gonna take your relationship that next step further...
May 15th
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May 15th
http://twitpic.com/139x <- demagnetized
May 15th
I love rereading my Twitter favorites. And every single time i come across this one from @anildash I...
May 15th
That gum you like is, indeed, going to come back in style.
May 15th
Dogs walked. Dogs fed. Dogs whining at the squirrel relentlessly teasing them just feet away from a...
May 15th
what berkeley boys like
May 15th
Waiting on veggie sandwch delivery. This giant hill atop which i sit influenced my decision to have...
May 15th
I’d leave this at NIT, but don’t wanna register. “Some of the language would never...
May 14th
NARAL endorses Obama. Huh. Very interesting.
May 14th
Giddy as all get out at @lavidalibre’s last tweet.
May 14th
Working from home means blogging in my pajamas. (Liz Garrigan, did you hear that?) It also means...
May 14th
OH: “Once I went to a church lock in and Steven Curtis Chapman performed!” …...
May 14th
Fight at the dog park. Canines, not humans. Always scares the shit ouit of me. Dude was bitten...
May 14th
not gonna lie to you, twitter: drunk
May 14th
S. Colbert: “Tell me where i can find good, ol’ fashioned tacos.” Kristen Wiig:...
May 14th
Hell yes, this COPS takes place in Nashville. A little piece of home! I heard Charlotte Park and my...
May 14th
Oh shit, this isn’t COPS. It’s a janky look alike called Street|Patrol. It’s on...
May 14th
I gave optimism a tepid peck on the cheek, and optimism tried straight away to get to third base....
May 14th
dog report card
May 14th
Making faces at a cute toddler on the train. She thinks i am hilarious! Like, richard pryor funny....
May 14th
Watching this guy wearing a velvet blazer in the 12th st station air conduct. Yes you read that...
May 14th
retweeting: “If I could just subscribe to a book one chapter at a time in google...
May 14th
Discovering new music. Sage Francis. “Give me ethnicity or give me dreads.Trustafundian rebel...
May 14th
My blogging job has turned me into a chronic scanner. Sit down with a proper novel, and I...
May 14th
This face says it all: “We got this shit in the bag.” http://tinyurl.com/5aj26u
May 14th
That Face Says It All
May 14th
Asking Twitter: What companies using Twitter to communicate/update are you most impressed with?...
May 13th
Twittering Their Way To Priceless PR: http://tinyurl.com/5vdcfs
May 13th
She read a comic book, Hellboy, on the train all the way. She held it just 4-5 inches from her face,...
May 13th
Surprised and happy to be the newest member of the Claycord City Council. What an honor!...
May 13th
Helpless to Make It Better
May 13th
Songs for a Sunday: valid any day of the week
May 13th
Rarely have I felt as helpless as I do right now: http://tinyurl.com/66pjyf
May 13th
In the waiting room waiting to have blood drawn. Feeling tired and weepy and a little lonely. I...
May 13th
Made a doctor appointment for this afternoon in the East Bay. Being proactive. I either have mono or...
May 12th
People, I am afraid the Jamba Juice may not be able to save me from the inevitable. I’m...
May 12th
At jamba juice for a vitamin/antioxidant slam.
May 12th
http://twitpic.com/108n <- makeup on the train
May 12th
makeup on the train
May 12th
new muxtape! Songs for a Sunday: valid any day of the week http://brittney.muxtape.com/
May 12th
Oh God, I think I’m getting sick. This is not good. Not good at all. Let’s hope I wake...
May 12th
I love that “The Office” is in syndication. This makes not having cable almost livable.
May 12th
Grapefruit Cosmo
May 12th
Ignoring as hard as I can what I think might be the start of a sore throat.
May 12th
I hate to do it, but it’s time to trim some of the people I follow. At 429 I can’t quite...
May 12th
How the fuck is MadTV still on the air? I wince every time I accidentally scan past there.
May 11th
Hungry. Crackers and peanut butter or pizza?
May 11th
Won 2nd game 4-2. Got nice and pink across the nose. Back at home now, and watching “In the...
May 11th
Oh hey, yay! I got a base hit at least in the last inning. Was not enough for a fiteen run rally...
May 11th
We are losing 20-something to 4. Yeah. This is a ridiculous ass whipping.
May 10th
We are getting schooled 6-0.
May 10th
I keep hitting it, and they keep throwing me out at first. Short legs disorder. :(
May 10th
Playing right field today. I am not the best outfielder ever. To say the least.
May 10th
Holy gorgeous day! Marin, you do have your pros. This is suntan weather right here.
May 10th
en route to san rafael for a softball double header. team is undefeated. go us.
May 10th
Boo! Just missed the train. 19 min til next one? Double boo! Also hey dude don’t pick that up...
May 10th
Mono perks=Fudgsicles in 3 flavors x 2, push-up pops, mint chocolate chip ice cream, coffee ice...
May 10th
whoever thought workout videos on the waitng room television was a good idea was mistaken. people...
May 9th
Left e.r. after stomach cramping subsided. Approximate wait=5 hrs. So now at mission medical with...
May 9th
there is a lot of pain and moaning and stink in this e.r. waiting room. celebrity gossip is on the...
May 9th
we wait. the chairs in the waiting room are like torture devices. as uncomfortable as you can...
May 9th
wheeled in, strapped down: the drunkest man i have ever seen. drank entire 5th of hennessy. yelling...
May 9th
At the emergency room with a very sick @lavidalibre. :(
May 9th
Am enamored with a $13 cocktail only one hotel bar knows how to make. They won’t give up the...
May 9th
Crowds witnessed a man jump to his death from the 4th floor in Union Square in S.F. about 2 hours...
May 9th
If you need this kind of excitement getting high just move on to harder drugs...
May 9th
If he hadn’t been about double our age, married or said the words, “I understand if...
May 9th
Overheard: “I spent four years in Sacramento, it was like doing four years at San...
May 9th
LMAO @SuburbanTurmoil calling the past tense of tweeted “twat.”…”IT’S...
May 9th
In 12th grade ‘rs. Boyte told me that one of my essays made her cry. I honestly think that...
May 9th
In 12th grade Mrs. Boyte told me that one of my essays made her cry. I honestly think that...
May 9th
miss seeing skies like these: http://www.flickr.com/photos/farmdog/2476962302/in/photostream/
May 9th
Hillary Clinton: The Psycho Ex-Girlfriend of the Democratic Party : http://tinyurl.com/6ewcfy
May 8th
YEAH, YOU GOT A HEMI. Now look at your broke ass. http://tinyurl.com/3tjlua
May 8th
Obama will claim victory no May 20th. See Politico.com. Start practicing now: President Obama....
May 8th
These are a few of my favorite tweets: http://twitter.com/brittneyg/favorites
May 8th
Reverse Culture Shock
May 8th